Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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