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1. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

2. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan. Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

3. May u have joyous eid celebration

May Allah bless you... and may you have a joyous Eid celebration.

4. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]

5. I miss the grand celebration.

Nostalgic English Holi SMS from an Indian abroad who misses celebrating Holi with loved ones and sends the colors from a distance. Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna. I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life. I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with […]

6. Hindi new year celebration msg

Sentimental Hindi New Year SMS suggesting that instead of only welcoming the new year, we also hold a small celebration for the old year's memories. Beete Saal Ko Wida Es Kadar Karte Hain Zo Nhi Kiya Ab tak Wo Bhi Kar Guzrate Hain Nya Saal aane Ki Khushiyaan To Sab Manaate Hain,, Chalo Hum Es […]

7. Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night keeping it simple: no bedtime story tonight, just a matter-of-fact good night. Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

8. Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum.

Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum. thora danta bhi karo k sudhar jayain hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jayain hum.

9. Baatein Meri yaad ayengi itni

Tujhe Pyar Mera Satayega Aksar. Yaado ke toofa uthayega aksar. Zikar mera karne se pehle. tu Kuch soch ke muskrayega aksar. Mera Naam likh kar Kitabo main apni. tu Logon ke dar se Mitayega Aksar. Baatein Meri yaad ayengi itni. Jitna tu unhain Bhulayega Aksar.

10. Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho

Friendship poem offering eyes, tears, face, and smiles to a friend — slips in a wish that the friend's salary might come their way too. Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap […]

11. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do […]

12. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

A doctor asks a husband if he and his wife share the same blood type. Husband says of course — she's been drinking his for fifty years. Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera […]

13. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

14. Aik ------- larki

A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

15. A WORD of....

A WORD of.... DID is a word of ACHIEVEMENT WONT is a word of RETREAT MIGHT is a word of BEREAVEMENT CANT is a word of DEFEAT OUGHT is a word of DUTY TRY is a word of each HOUR WILL is word of BEAUTY But CAN is the word of POWER

16. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

17. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

18. New APP for Husbands in iphone 7

After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called,"Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say ,"Wife" and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats, shuts down all games, hide all special folders and deletes chat history! and best above all, it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.

19. A guy wrote on his facebook status

A man posts 'need a wife' on Facebook and 140 men jump in to help — not quite in the spirit he intended. A guy wrote on his facebook status "wife chahiye " 2 girls likd it & 140 men commented" meri le jaa" Guy wrote back "kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...

20. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

21. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

A doctor writes a verse about the awkward reality of working at the same hospital as his wife — he's required to call her 'Sister.' Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

22. The King, queen & chess

A chess metaphor explaining the power difference between husbands and wives. Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

23. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

24. Please bike taze na chalao

Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has. Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

25. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

26. Mujhe sardar bana do

Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

27. Cricket match, Wife and husband

A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

28. New year se pehlay hi...funny

Funny Hinglish New Year SMS about wanting to quit drinking but having no one to hand the resolution to, since all friends are equally bad. Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du… Par ? Kiske pass chhodu.. Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere.. New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge

29. Politics is derived from...

The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

30. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

31. Pehla aadha shabd bola hay

A funny Roman Urdu miss you joke about a tapori's baby saying its very first half-word, with a punchline that earns the laugh. Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan

32. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

33. Yoga affect on drinking habbit

A yoga class joke where the teacher's advice produces unexpected drinking results. Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.