Memon boss 2 worker

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Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

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