Memon boss 2 worker

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1. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

An angry boss asks if you've ever seen an owl, watches you look down, then tells you to look up — and meet one. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

2. Memon and banana shopkeeper

Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit. Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

3. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

4. I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."

5. Let the boss speak first

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me […]

6. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

7. 1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

A Memon stereotype joke: he finds something on the road and grumbles about how wastefully people throw things away. 1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

8. A Memon on his death time

A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

9. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

Memon's wife dies in the morning; he rushes to the kitchen and tells his daughter to cook one fewer breakfast. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

10. 1 memon or arbi

A funny Roman Urdu motivational story where a generous act earns a Mercedes, only for the final twist to make everyone question everything. 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar […]

11. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

12. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Memon falls from the 14th floor and on the way down spots his wife cooking — shouts not to make his roti. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

13. Aruing with your boss

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud. After some Time You Will Realize that You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

14. New Year Wishes for Boss, Colleagues & Employees

Work wishes need a lighter touch than family ones: warm enough to mean it, polite enough to send to the whole office. Pick one for your boss, your team or the people who report to you, and add a name before you send it. New Year messages from a manager to employees This is to […]

15. 1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . . . . . Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

16. Santa and his wife in office

Santa discovers his wife sitting on the boss's lap during dictation and decides to quit — for a surprisingly oblivious reason. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi […]

17. Perfect example of confidence:

A junior accidentally calls the boss demanding coffee — and keeps going. Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: […]

18. When do you want to start?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.

19. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

A funny three-point test of a true friend in Roman Urdu — missed calls, smiling texts, and a punchline that rewards anyone who reads to the end. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor […]

20. What a lovely weekend I enjoyed

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared. . On Monday. Jeweller called boy: There's no money in your account. Boy: I know, But, you can't imagine what […]

21. Accounts k student ki gaalian

An accounting student insults someone entirely in financial terminology: bounced cheque, bad debt, dishonoured bill, net loss. Accounts k student ki gaali:- Salay bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debt, Dishonoured bill, Insolvent admi, Khandan ka net loss, tu paida kion howa ?

22. Sardar Bunks office

A sardar bunks work, sees wife with boss, then panics about getting caught — by the boss. Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

23. Kaam kaam kaam

Kaam kaam kaam 10 to 5 tak kaam uske baad ek shaam ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam to bhool jao kaam

24. Sare gawahon aur bayanat

A mock court verdict: anyone who read the SMS without sending one back is officially declared a Memon (i.e., a cheapskate). Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko mad-e-nazar rakhte howay ye adalt, dafa 420 k tahet $m$ parhne wale ko $m$ na bhejne k jurm me "MEMON" Qarar deti hai.

25. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

26. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker […]

27. Thank You for New Year Wishes: Replies to Happy New Year Messages

Someone sent you a New Year wish and you want to say more than a quick 'same to you'. These replies cover friends, family, your boss, your partner and busy group chats, with a few lines to thank God for the year as well. Thank you messages for your love Darling, I wish to take […]

28. Promise Day Shayari in Hindi

Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day shayari about the rose, the love, the memory, and the journey shared — unforgettable as long as life lasts. Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool […]

29. Happy New Year Wishes in Roman Urdu & Hindi for Friends

Roman Urdu and Hindi New Year wishes for your dost, your best yaar and the friends' group chat, from sweet duas to full masti. Copy one, add a name and send it before everyone else does. Happy New Year wishes for dost Happy new yearSoch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge […]

30. Naye saal me tu phir se sambhal

Motivational Hindi New Year SMS urging the reader to steady themselves, avoid wrong paths, and change how they see the world. Naye saal me tu phir se sambhal, Galat kaam me na too karna pahal, Zamane me sab kuchh milega tujhe, Bas dekhane ki too apni nazrain badal !!

31. The coming year is a glorious one

Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success.

32. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

New Year Roman Urdu SMS that closes with a prayerful dua to God, asking Him to let the old year go and fulfil the reader's dreams in the new one. Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne […]

33. Inspirational & Motivational New Year Messages

Motivational New Year messages for anyone with something to work towards: a friend chasing a goal, a student with exams ahead, someone starting over, a business owner, or yourself. Pick one that fits and add their name. Inspirational New Year messages The commencement of a new yearalways promises new abundance and happiness,but sometimes we may […]