Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

Hindi Funny SMS

Boy tells a girl her dupatta is dragging on the floor; she turns it into an impromptu poem about footprints and dignity.

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi,
Ladka awaz deta hai,
ae diwani peeche murkar dekh
tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,

Ladki jawab deti hai-
ae diwane tu kya jane
ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai,
koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko
isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.

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