Jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
"jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ........."

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  1. Bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti

    2. Aapke khayalon say fursat nahi milti, hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti... mil to jata hai sab kuch.. bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.

  2. Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

    3. Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha doosre din doosri ladki ke sath teesre din teesri ladki ke sath baitha tha Moral of the story Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

  3. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

    4. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]

  4. Aana hai agar toh meri zindagi swaarne aaja

    5. Haalat pay meri hasnay hasaney aaja, jhooti hi sahi par sachi ansoon bhane aaja khuwab ko kiya sajana,woh toh bhikar gaye ana hai agar toh meri zindagi swaarne aaja!

  5. Har larki per nazar ;)

    6. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)

  6. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

    7. Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U […]

  7. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

    8. Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

  8. Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

    9. Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga¢â‚¬Â¦.

  9. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

    10. 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

  10. Baar baar yeh din aaye,

    11. Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!

  11. Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

    12. Boy : Jan-e-man! Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi? Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

  12. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

    13. Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

  13. Jo palpal chalti rahe

    14. Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai, jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai, jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai, jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte hai

  14. Explain the word "Automatically"

    15. Explain the word "Automatically" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? nahin pata? OK ok I will explain agar koi ganji larki rakshay main baithi ho to us ko kehte hain "Auto_me_takli"

  15. Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai

    16. Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai, Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, Kuch din baad ¢â‚¬Å“RAKSHA BANDHAN¢â‚¬Â ka tyohar hai!

  16. Kuch khone ko pyar kehte hain

    17. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  17. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

    18. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  18. Baatein karke bhola na dena

    19. Baatein karke bhola na dena, Fasana karke mita na dena, Agar day sako dosti to gham nahi, Par dost banke bhola na dena.

  19. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

    20. Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

  20. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

    21. Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

  21. Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein

    22. Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Miley Kuch Roz To Mun K Phool Khiley Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein Tum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khuwahish Hai Ik Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo, Har Baar Yahi […]

  22. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

    23. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

  23. Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

    24. Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi, tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

  24. Un PHULO se kya dosti

    25. Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge.. Jo ek bar 'KHILE' or 'MURJA' jaye, dosti 'HUM' jese 'KANTO' se karo jo 1 bar CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye...

  25. Jab tum is duniya se jaoge

    26. Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

  26. Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga

    27. 1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you" kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

  27. Kya lekar aaya tha?

    28. Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....

  28. Ek baar le lo baahon mein Saajna

    29. Man hi man karati hu baatein Dilki her ek baat kah jaati hu Ek baar le lo bahon mai ab to sajna Yahin her baar kahte kahte, ruk jaati hu!!! Happy Hug Day 2020

  29. Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

    30. Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players. Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye "knock out" Hota hai, Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye, "run out" Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye, "catch out" G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain "lbw out" […]

  30. 1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

    31. Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

  31. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    32. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  32. Chappal badal li

    33. Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

  33. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

    34. Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.