Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

Hindi Funny SMS

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there.

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

Related SMS

  1. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    2. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  2. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

    3. A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

  3. Chaho To Dil Se Mujh Ko Mita Dena

    4. Chaho To Dil Se Mujh Ko Mita Dena Chaho To Mujh Ko Bhoola Dena Par Ye Waada Karo K Kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye Rona Mat Sirf Muskura Dena

  4. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

    5. A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

  5. Mere love letters wapis karo

    6. A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain […]

  6. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

    7. A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

  7. Sada Muuskurate raha Karo

    8. Meri Laghzishen na Chuna karo Meri Ghaltiyan na Gina Karo, Ye Qadam Qadam ki Hudood kya Mere sath sath chala karo, main khulay mizaj ka shakhs hoon main takallufat se Marwa, ye jo Mehrbani ka lafz hai, ise tum na mujh se kaha karo, Kahin tum na ho jao besakun koi Bad'dua na tumhain lage […]

  8. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

    9. Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

  9. Shadi me 1 pathan

    10. Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

  10. Shadi bohut zarori hay

    11. One-liner marriage joke: marriage is essential in life — because life isn't all happiness, so you might as well guarantee some misery. Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

  11. Aur mujh hi say daman chura to na lo gay

    12. Agar mein bata don mein kia chahti hon nazron say apni gira tou na doo gay Jo mein chahti hon, woh tub bhi na chaho Mujhey koi kari si saza tou na do gay Mein mohabbaton mein jabar ki qayal nahin hon Dil laga ker mujh ko bhula to na doo gay Jo mein bata […]

  12. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

    13. Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

  13. Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

    14. Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

  14. Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

    15. Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....

  15. Mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

    16. Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho , kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

  16. Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

    17. Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko ‚  Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko ‚  Dukh to yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi Jo mila hay woh mila […]

  17. Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar

    18. Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar, Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar, Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan, Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.

  18. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    19. The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  19. is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

    20. Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

  20. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

    21. A cascade of women and complications — marriage promised to one, love given to another, and the list of names just keeps growing. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin […]

  21. Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo

    22. Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo, Humko Yun Ishara Na Karo, Dur Hai Tumse Ye Majburi Hai Hamari, Tum Tanhaiyon Mein Yu Rulaya Na Karo.

  22. Koi mujh ko.....

    23. koi mujh ko mera bharpur sarapa la de meray bazu,meri ankhe,mera chehra la de naya mausam meri binai ko taslim nahe meri ankho ko wohe khawab purana la de koi khahish nahe tuj se ay meri umar e rawan mera bachpan,mery jugnu,meri gurya la de

  23. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

    24. Nature, wind, and clouds all say fall in love — but the family verdict is blunter: you're too young, just wait. Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

  24. Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi

    25. Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi, Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi, Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi, Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi.........

  25. Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo,

    26. Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo, Dil ki baat kisi ko bataya mat karo, Log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai, apne zakham unhe dikhaya mat karo.

  26. Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo

    27. Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo, Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo, Roj nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu, Itna kabhi kisi se na pyaar karo

  27. Farz karo..!

    28. farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo tum baithe baithe gehri souch main kho jao. baal sukhana choord ke sar ghutnoon pe rakh kar so jao. farz karo us neend main tum ne dekha asai sapna hooo. bekal […]

  28. Jinho nay khaa rakhi hai kasam mujh ko mitaanay kee

    29. Jinho nay khaa rakhi hai kasam mujh ko mitaanay kee, Phir bhi unhi say pyaar kar raha hun main, Maloom hai na aayegi kabhi waqt say pehlay, Phir bhi apni maut ka intezaar kar raha hun main,

  29. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

    30. Roman Urdu SMS gently pressing a distant friend to make contact — a call, an SMS, anything to show they still remember. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

  30. Aik bar karo na plz...

    31. Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... aik pyara sa SMS!!!

  31. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

    32. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

  32. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main

    33. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon […]

  33. ik bar mujh say door ja k daikh kabhi

    34. behar-e-ishq main doob k daikh kabhi jaam-e-mohabbat pee k daikh kabhi her taraf tera hi aks nazar ayai ga meri aankhon mein pyar say daikh kabhi ghuror hay tujhey apni zulfon ki cha'aon ka meri palkon ki chaon mein baith k daikh kabhi kaisi hoti hay tapish zamanay ki nigahon mein meray dil k aangun […]