Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

Hindi Funny SMS

Nature, wind, and clouds all say fall in love — but the family verdict is blunter: you're too young, just wait.

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,

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    2. A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

  2. is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

    3. Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

  3. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

    4. Roman Urdu SMS gently pressing a distant friend to make contact — a call, an SMS, anything to show they still remember. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

  4. Don ka intezaar...

    5. Every girl in eleven colleges is waiting for the mysterious Don — who has one small academic problem standing in the way. Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai, . . . . Kion k . . . Don matric fail hay

  5. Sada Muuskurate raha Karo

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  6. Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

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  8. Mere love letters wapis karo

    9. A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain […]

  9. Thora socha hai humne...

    10. Thora socha hai humne ... thora jaana hai humne... Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne... Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga... isliye dost aapko mana hai humney

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    11. Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo Jab tak pyar aap se pyar na karey Jab pyar aap se pyar kare Tab pyar se itna pyar karo k Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare

  11. Us dil say pyar karo jo tumhein dard day

    12. Us dil say pyar karo jo tumhein dard day, Per us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhain pyar karay, Q k tum duniya k liyay koi aik ho, Per kisi aik k liyay sari DUNIYA ho.

  12. Meri chup se naraz na hua karo

    13. Baray hi sarfrosh hua kartay hain, Haqiqaton ki aaghosh huwa karty hain, Meri chup se naraz na hua karo, Gehray samunder hamesha khamosh howa kartay hain

  13. Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo

    14. Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo, Humko Yun Ishara Na Karo, Dur Hai Tumse Ye Majburi Hai Hamari, Tum Tanhaiyon Mein Yu Rulaya Na Karo.

  14. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

    15. Four lines of sincerely written advice about love, friendship, and honesty — followed by a direct order to reply properly. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

  15. Bohut bohat EID MUBARAK

    16. Warm Roman Urdu Eid greeting from deep in the heart, praying for happiness, God's mercy, and success for the recipient and their whole family. Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqay per bohut bohat EID MUBARAK dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua k sath k... Khuda aap ki aur aap k sab chanay walon […]

  16. Khuda se thora raham kharid letey,

    17. Khuda se thora raham kharid letey, aap ke zakhmon ka marham kharid letey, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bech kar aapka har ghum kharid letey

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    18. Socha yaad na kar k thora tadpaye unko, kisi aur ka naam ley kar jalayain unko. Par koi chot unko lagi to dard hame hoga, ab koi ye bataye k kis tarah satayein unko.

  18. Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai

    19. Funny Rakhi SMS revealing that all those girls waiting eagerly for the reader are not admirers — they want to tie a rakhi thread. Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai, Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tyohar hai!

  19. Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo,

    20. Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo, Dil ki baat kisi ko bataya mat karo, Log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai, apne zakham unhe dikhaya mat karo.

  20. Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo

    21. Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo, Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo, Roj nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu, Itna kabhi kisi se na pyaar karo

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  22. Aik bar karo na plz...

    23. Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... aik pyara sa SMS!!!

  23. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    24. A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  24. Mulakat ka arman bohat hai.

    25. jeene k lye dard ka samaan bohat hai, kuch roz se apna dil pareshan bohat hai, milte hain shabo-roz sabhi log hum se, aik tjh se mulakat ka arman bohat hai.

  25. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

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  28. Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako

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    30. Sardar is asked what he'd do if he felt hot — sit near the AC; still hot? Turn it on. Deadpan logic joke. Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar […]

  30. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

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  31. Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum.

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