Riddle SMS / Text Messages

Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages.

Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

A teacher poses a riddle: what flies in the air and also gives birth? The answer is an air hostess.

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

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Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

A tangled family-tree riddle that chains several marriages and in-law links to ask what two people are to each other — no confirmed answer on file.

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai....

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
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Tawe par pada popcorn

A Roman-Urdu riddle that asks why popcorn jumps on a hot griddle — and suggests the only real way to find out is to sit on one yourself.

tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!

What relationship do A n T Share?

A chain-relationship riddle that traces six letter-coded relatives through marriages and generations to ask what A and T are to each other.

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

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Aik ------- larki

A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word.

Aik ------- larki
------- par beath kar
-------geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let's see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

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Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

A classic object riddle asking what doesn't break when thrown on the ground but shatters in water — think laterally for the answer.

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward.

Is sawal ka jawab do

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?

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Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

A Santa-Banta riddle asking why a bald man visits the barber every single day — the punchline flips the question entirely.

Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

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Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

A police-stop relationship riddle: a boy tells officers that one person's uncle calls the other's uncle "uncle" — figure out what they are to each other.

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
"iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai"

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

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6 sawal

Six general-knowledge quiz questions about Pakistani cities, world geography, and nature — answer at least two to pass the challenge.

6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass

1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ?
2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ?
3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ?
4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi hote ?
5) Duniya ka kon sa janwar hai jiski 3 ankhein hai ?
6) Kon say shaher mai ek aisa drakht hai jis k patte subah ko white dopahar ko red sham ko green or raat ko black ho jate hai ?

IT'S CHALLENGE FOR U.

Answers:-
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Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

A convoluted family-chain brain teaser that winds through in-laws, grandchildren, and aunts before landing on a surprisingly close answer.

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

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