Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Riddle SMS

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

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