ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

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ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena,
Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena,

jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain,
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  6. ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

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  15. Main ullu ka patha ...!

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