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1. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

2. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

3. Samajh lena APRIL FOOL hai

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¢â‚¬Â¦ Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¢â‚¬Â¦!

4. Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

Mujhe apni mohabbat ka aitbar to do, Main toot k chahoon tumhein yeh ikhtiar to do, Guzarti hi nahin ab ye zindagi tanha, Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

5. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

6. Us nay kaha aur dabao

us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . .   dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

7. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

8. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

9. Roza rakho gay?

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge? Pathan: Nahi Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay? Pathan: Mushkil Hai Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay¢â‚¬Â¦ Pathan: Yaraa¢â‚¬Â¦Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He¢â‚¬Â¦.

10. Jan ke anjan

Jan ke anjan ban'na acha lagta hy Us ko apny liy parishan karna acha lagta hy Wo karty rhy piyar ka iqrar bar bar Mujh ko Nadan ban kar sun'na acha lagta hy!!

11. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

12. Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

1 night bijli chali gae... PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat... pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

13. Pani dene se pehle boil...

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

14. Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

15. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

16. To ye unka personal problem hay

Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k […]

17. Jis jis ne phool dena hay

Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad Valentine's Day hay. Jis Jis Ne Hamein Phool Dena Hai Wo Line May Lag Jaye Koi Ek Dusray Ko Dhakka Nahi Day ga Jo Aaj Reh Jaye Wo Kal Aa Jaye

18. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey

Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey.

19. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

20. Eid milne jo Aap aajayein

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye Is bahane se Eid ho jaye Eid milne jo Aap aajayein Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

21. Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai

Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi

22. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

23. Dosti mausam nahi

Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

24. Funny : Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn

Khuda keree ke naya saaal apko raass aa jaye, Jise aap chahte hoo wo apke paass aa jaye Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn, Apka rishtaa le ker aapki saas aa jaye

25. Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye... "EID Mubarak"

26. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

27. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai Maa se ho to Ibadat Baap se ho to Muqaddas Bhai se ho to Aqeedat Behn se ho to Farz Aur BV se ho to. Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

28. Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

29. Happy Lohri before evening

Is se pahle k lohri ki sham ho jaye, Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, aur Sare mobile network jam ho jaye, Apko lohri ki shubh kamnayen ... HAPPY LOHRI

30. Khoobsurat si tumhari yaad.... Goodnight

Kabhi ati hai, Khamoshi say, Chupkey Say, Rat mein, Barsat mein, Veeraney main, Anjaney main, Kise waja say, Kis liye, Kis ki khater, Kis k liey, Ye keya hey, Ek ehsasss, Ek pyass, Phir bhi acchi lagti hai, Unjani si, Begaani si, Phachaani si, Khoobsurat si, Tumhari yaad. ¢â‚¬Å“GOOD NIGHT¢â‚¬Â

31. Sochti hon k ye dualat

Sochti hon ke ye dualat ye bungley ye gariaan ye dunia bhar k aisho aram sab chor kar chali jaon lekin phir sochti hon k . . . . . PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!

32. Benazir aae gi...

Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi, Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)

33. Say No to Valentine Day Sms

Jab Beti Chokhat Pr Aa Jaye, Or Izzat Ka Beyopar Karay, Jab Baap Ki Izzat Kho Jaye, Jab Bhai Ko Taney Milty Hon, Jab Behno K Dil Jaltey Hon, Jab Maaon Ki Nazaren Jhuk Jayen, Jab Sans Labon Pr Ruk Jaye, Jab Sharam-o- Haya Ka Aameza, Jab Ik Kanwari Doshiza, Jab Be