Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Hindi Funny SMS

Pathan at a marriage meeting asks how many brothers the girl has; she says she had three but now has four (odd reply, no explanation).

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

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