Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

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Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

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    2. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

  2. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

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    4. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

  4. Thakur & basanti ka rishta?

    5. Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua? . . Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-

  5. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

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  6. 1 pathan aero plane mein

    7. 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

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  8. Rishta Toot Jayega

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    15. Band aankhon main sab apna nazar aata hai. Kholta hu aankhain to sab praya nazar aata hai. Tum he batao kisko apna samjhu kisko praya. Raat ke andhero me mera sath chorne walo me, Mera apna saya nazar aata hai.

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    20. Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

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