1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

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A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father).

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

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