A pathan said to his friend

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A Pathan self-roast about bathing habits — told with unintentional honesty.

A pathan said to his friend:
"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

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