A pathan said to his friend

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A pathan said to his friend:
"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

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    5. Make a friend its a Gift ! Have a friend its a Grace ! Keep a friend its a Virtue but Be a good friend its a honor !

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  26. You will always be my friend

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  27. Your friend, your lover

    28. To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

  28. Thats U my FRIEND

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  29. A friend is sweet when it is new...

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  31. Any time you need a friend

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  33. Y u r my good friend

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