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1. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush, Musharraf, and their pilot are each imagining what they'd drop to make people happy — and the pilot has the best idea. Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay […]

2. Air hostess pathan se

A Pathan on a flight asks for his chai with a taweez (amulet); the air hostess clarifies: it's just a tea bag. Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

3. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

A political plane-ride joke where Bush, Musharraf, and Osama each offer to make the world happy — with escalating scale and a dark final line. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my […]

4. News reporter & pathan

A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally. News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par […]

5. Fly in the plane of Ambition

A good luck wish imagining ambition as a plane and success as the airport where you land. Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success... Luck is yours,Wish is mine... May Ur future always shine... Good Luck

6. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]

7. Fly in the plane of ambition

A birthday wish riding on the same image: fly on ambition, land on success. "Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTZ LOVE "Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".

8. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father). 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

9. Shadi me 1 pathan

Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

10. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

11. Parrot bola pathan

A Pathan walks through town with a parrot on his shoulder; when asked what creature it is, the parrot speaks first. Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?" tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"

12. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.

A Pathan dies smiling when lightning strikes — his last thought makes perfect sense once you hear it. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai :p

13. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

14. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

15. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan at a marriage meeting asks how many brothers the girl has; she says she had three but now has four (odd reply, no explanation). Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 […]

16. 100 pathan aik kashti

A hundred Pathans are on a stuck boat and decide the best plan is to get out and push — from outside. 100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar […]

17. Pathan ki mangni hoi

A Pathan breaks off his engagement after learning his fiancée had no prior affairs — if no one else wanted her, he figures, why should he. Pathan ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di k jo kisi aur […]

18. Doctor, medicine & pathan

A doctor prescribes syrup three times daily, but a Pathan has a simpler objection than most patients would. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

19. Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata

Pathan always leaves the washroom door open; explains he suspects someone is watching him through the gap at the bottom. Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

20. A pathan said to his friend

A Pathan self-roast about bathing habits — told with unintentional honesty. A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

21. Pathan's wife bought sweater

Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

22. Ghamon mein Muskurana chahta hoon mein

Ghamon mein Muskurana chahta hoon mein, Tumhain bhula k ek Duniya basana chahta hoon mein, Magar naa jane kyun nikal aate hai Aansu, Jab bhi tumhe bhulana chahta hoon mein.

23. aik mein bhi tanha they sau(100) mein bhi akailey hein

Zindagi ki raahon mein Ranj-o-gham ke mele hein bheer hey qayamat ki ...phir bhi hum akailey hein sazishein zamaney ki kaam ker gain aakhir aap hein udher tanha ...hum idher akailey hein bheer hey qayamat ki ...phir bhi hum akailey hein ab to apna saya bhi kho gaya andheron mein aap se bichar ker hum […]

24. 1 pathan airhostess se

Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

25. Aaj kal mein free hun

An old saying about wise conversation beating books is invoked here — and the sender happens to have a very open schedule. Buzrgon ka qual he ky. Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he. Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.

26. Teri yaad mein humne

Tried drawing your portrait as a keepsake to hold close — ended up using it to scare children instead. Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

27. Warid menu mein khushamdeed

A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one. Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

28. Husband wife mein larai hoi

A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

29. Gaon mein clinic khol lon

A doctor considers opening a clinic in a village, and his friend has a realistic concern about local graveyard capacity. Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

30. zara se cell mein de jagah tu

A romantic message in Roman Urdu asking for a little space — framed entirely in terms of cell memory and inbox capacity. Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu, Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu, Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu, Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu, Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana

31. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

32. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Opens like a swooning romantic SMS about getting lost in someone's hair — derailed because they've applied so much oil he keeps slipping. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

33. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

A backhanded compliment: God spent extra time creating you, which — as the punchline reveals — is exactly what happens with pointless things. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".