Aaj kal mein free hun

Hindi Funny SMS

Buzrgon ka qual he ky.
Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna
ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he.

Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.

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