Aaj kal mein free hun

Hindi Funny SMS

An old saying about wise conversation beating books is invoked here — and the sender happens to have a very open schedule.

Buzrgon ka qual he ky.
Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna
ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he.

Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.

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