Delivery is free in PIZZA HUT

Hindi Funny SMS

Sardar takes his wife in labour to Pizza Hut instead of the hospital — because delivery is free there.

Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

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