Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

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