Mujhe sardar bana do

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1. Sardar 2 doctor

A Sardar tells his doctor he can't see people when talking — and the symptom turns out to describe a feature common to every phone call. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

2. Suraj bana tu badal banay

Roman Urdu romantic verse that escalates through sun, moon, and beauty — until the last line reveals you drove someone straight to the mental asylum. Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D

3. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you. 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? […]

4. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I'm not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]

5. Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy, Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy, Koi muntazir hy uska kitni shiddat se, Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy...

6. Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

7. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

8. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

9. Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do

Knows the exact price of love and pain — don't wish him a smile, because even a moment of smiling hurts. Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai, Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai, Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do‚¦ Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.

10. Kaisay kahon k apna bana lo mujhey

A ghazal asking to be held, claimed, and rescued from the world — just come and take me away. Kaisay kahon k apna bana lo mujhey, Bahoun main apni sama lo mujhey, Bin tumharay ek pal bhi kat-ta nahin, Tum aa ker mujh se chura lo mujhey, Zindagi to wo hai sang tumharay jo guzray, […]

11. Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray, Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs, Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon, Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs, Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula […]

12. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

13. Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya

Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya, Jis pe marta tha usne hi bhula diya, Mein bhi uski Yaad bhulane k liye peeta gaya, Ek din zalim ne us mein bhi Zeher mila diya.

14. Sardar went to theatre

A Sardar reports seeing people actually being cut at the theater — until he names which theater he visited. Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: "Operation Theatre"

15. Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

Drew your portrait on blank paper and wrote a message underneath it — offering fifty thousand rupees to anyone who finds the 'mentally unbalanced' person pictured. Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, "Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi" dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

16. Tujhey be-wafa bana dia

Aaj achanak teri yad ny rula diya Kya karon tum ny jo mujhy bhula diya Na karty wafa to na milti ya saza Meri wafaon ny tujhy be-wafa bana diya.

17. Mujhe tanha honay nahi detay

Kitnay gharoor mai hai Wo mujhe tanha chor k "saqi" unhein maloom nahi meray Aansu mujhe tanha honay nahi detay

18. Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai,

Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai, Mujhe dekh par nazrein phira lete hai, Par ek baat par ghaur unkay kartey hai, Baatain ghairon ki, qasmain mere naam ki kha leti hai.

19. Jitna bhi kisi ko apna bana lo

Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi, Wafa kar lo chahe jitni,behwafai hi milegi Jitna bhi kisi ko apna bana lo, Jab aankh khulegi tanhai hi milegi

20. Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare

Never asked for much — just think of me sometimes in the morning, sometimes at night. Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare, Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare, Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare, Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare

21. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

22. Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options. Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya. Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

23. Bikhray ashkon k moti bana na sakay,

Bikhray ashkon k moti bana na sakay, Teri yaad main sari raat soo na sakay, Bheeg na jayai aanso'on main tasveer teri, Bas yehi sooch ker hum roo na sakay...

24. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

25. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

A rundown of how much the sender likes you, using increasingly undignified comparisons that start with owls and end considerably worse. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna.... ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

26. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

27. Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

28. Mujhe tujhse milne ki taqdeer nazar aayi

Mujhe tujhse milne ki taqdeer nazar aayi, mujhe apne pairon mein zanjeer nazar aayi. Jitne aansoo bahaye teri yaad mein, har aansoo mein tasveer teri nazar aayi.....

29. EK sardar ki faryad

A Sardar delivers an anguished plea for someone to leave him in peace — and the final line reveals the target of his frustration is a mosquito. Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, […]

30. Wo shakhs mujhe yaad ata hai

Itna Tasalsul to meri sanson mein b nai FARAZ jis rawani se wo shakhs mujhe yaad ata hai

31. Mujhe Bus Tumse Mohabbat Hai...!!

Tumhare Naam Kar Di Hai Yeh Puri Zindagi Apni,, Bhale Ab Jaan Hi Jaye....Mujhe Bus Tumse Mohabbat Hai...!!

32. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

Three sardars can't split a bed fairly; one sleeps on the floor; the other immediately invites him back up now there's room. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper […]

33. Mujhe tum yaad aate ho

You can laugh off the world's questions, but wet eyes always tell the truth: I miss you. Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz, Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai "mujhe tum yaad aate ho"