1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Hindi Sardar SMS

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga

dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

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