T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Police ask Santa why the thief didn't steal the TV; Santa says because he was sitting watching it at the time.

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

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