Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

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  1. Ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay

    2. Rishta banaya he to nibhayenge, har pal apko hasain gay, Pata he ap ko fursat nai hamain yad karne ki, ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay.

  2. Tang-dasti, dozakh, maal aur jannat

    3. Log tung-dasti se jtna darty hain agar dozakh se dare'n tou dono' se bach jaye'n Maal se jtni mohabbat karty hain agar jannat se kare'n tou dono' pa le'n" Imam Ghazali

  3. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai

    4. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai

  4. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    5. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

  5. Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye

    6. Is qadar hamari chahat ka imtehan na lijiye, Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye.. Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayai hum say khata, Youn khamosh reh kar hamain saza na dijiye....

  6. Cheating kion ?

    7. Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

  7. Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom

    8. Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye, Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye, Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom, Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.

  8. Aap kion udaas baithay ho

    9. Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai, Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai, Aap kion udaas baithay ho, ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

  9. Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

    10. Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi, Muskura rahe thy hum,per ankhon me nami si thi, Saath hamaray jahan tha sara, Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

  10. Kion Ghareeb Samjhte Hain ??

    11. Kion Ghareb Samjhte Hain Hame Ye Dunia Wale Faraz???? HArzar Dard Ki Dolat Se Mala Maal Hain Hum!!!!!

  11. Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna

    12. Ae chand tu bhool jayega apne aap ko, Jab sunay ga dastaan mere pyaar ki, Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna, Tu to sirf "PARCHAI" hai mere "YAAR" ki...

  12. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    13. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  13. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    14. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  14. To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay

    15. To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay, Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayee jaati hay, Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayee jaati hay, Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin, To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay, Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati […]

    16. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  16. I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!

    17. Simple Bye makes us cry, Simple joke makes us Laugh, Simple care makes us fall in Luv, Simple Touch makes us feel better, But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

  17. Apne hone ka pata de dena

    18. Apne hone ka pata de dena kabhi guzro to sada de dena yaad Aa jaon ibadat main Agar hath utha ke bus Dua de dena..

  18. Wo Samne Aaye To...

    19. Wo samne aye to Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga Aana ho to aa jao Ruswayee nahi hogi Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga Jo Hum per guzarni hai ek bar guzar jaye Her Gham ki tarha Tujh ko Seene se laga loon ga Weeran […]

  19. I'm mind blowing

    20. Keep a special place 4 me in your heart, Not in your mind. keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u Because people Say I M Mind blowing

  20. Think by heart even if its broken

    21. Dreams+love=heart Realities+fights=mind heart+mind=misunderstanding+mistrust heart+heart=happiness mind+mind=breakups think by heart even if its broken.

  21. Humari ghaltion ko bhulaate rehna

    22. Humari galatiyon ko bhulaate rehna, Zindagi bhar dosti nibhaate rehna. Agar hum na chal sake aap ke saath to aap hi kadam se kadam milaate rehna.

  22. SORRY Means

    23. SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means: S->Some, O->One Is, R->Really, R->Remembering Y->You.. Have A wonderful day.

  23. Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

    24. Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

  24. I and U k beech mein

    25. A B C D E F G H I ********** U V W X Y Z confused?? Bolay tou *..I..* aur *..U..* k beech jo bhi aaya Tapka Daala...

  25. It's the things that satisfies your mind

    26. It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

  26. The mind of man can achieve

    27. What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve. (Napoleon Hill)

  27. Smile For The Ones You Love...

    28. Smile For The Ones You Love... A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy... Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ... But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ... And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...

  28. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... mazak kia tha

    29. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... thoda nahi bay shumar kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gayi. Jab usne kaha... Aray mein‚ nay‚ to sirf mazak kiya tha

  29. Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

    30. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

  30. Aye mere hamnasheen chal kaheen aur chal

    31. Aye mere hamnasheen chal kaheen aur chal, is chaman mein ab apna guzara nahin. baat hoti gulon tak to sehlete hum, ab to kaaton pe bhi haq hamara nahin. jab gulistan ko khoon ki zarorat padi sab se pehle hamari hee gardan katee, phir bhi kehte hain humse ye ahle chaman ye hamara chaman hai […]

  31. Imagination is the workshop of your mind

    32. All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth. (Napoleon Hill)

  32. Save a space for me..

    33. Friend, Save a space for me in ur heart & not in ur mind the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers like now i remembered U.

  33. Impact of Movies

    34. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!