Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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  1. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi

    2. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi, par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo, mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

  2. Tera bina adhuray

    3. Tum mera aaj ho, tum mera kal, tujay yaad karthay hai har aik pal, jee nahe paiyain gay teray bina hum, teray bina reh jai gay adhuray hum.... I Miss you

  3. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    4. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  4. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    5. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  5. Bina uske na ji payenge hum

    6. Bina uske na ji payenge hum, uski parchai ban k zindagi bitayenge hum, dur jane ka mujhse sochna bhi mat, uske itna sochne se hi mar gaye hai hum.

  6. Bina milay dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hay

    7. phool ban ker muskurana zindagi hay Musura k ghum bhulana zindagi hay, Mil ker log khush hotay hain to kia howa Bina milay dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hay

  7. Jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithey

    8. Anjanay mein hum apna dil gawan baithey is pyar mein kaisa dhoka kar baithey unse kya gila karain bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithey

  8. Bina yaad kiye Raha Nahi jata?

    9. Kya Kahe ki Kuch Kaha Nahi jaata, Dard-Meetha hai par Saha Nahi jaata, Dosti Ho gayi hai is Kadar aapse ki, Bina yaad kiye Raha Nahi jata?

  9. Tere bina hum jeena bhool jate hain

    10. Tere bina hum jeena bhool jate hain, Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain, Tu zindagi mein sub se azeez hai hamain, Tujhse her baar yeh kehna bhool jaatay hain.

  10. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    11. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

    12. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  12. Impact of Movies

    13. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  13. Battery is ok

    14. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"

  14. If dentists make films, the names will be

    15. If dentists make films,?the names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

  15. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta

    16. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta bas qadam aur chalne kawasta dekar mujhe rokne nahi deta bat kehta hai woh mujh se hans hans kar je lene ki ajeeb shakhs hai mujh ko chain se rone nahi deta ajj hosla deta hai mujhe chand sitaron ko cho lene ka woh piar se […]

  16. Khamosh se rehne lage ho

    17. Khamosh se rehne lage ho, intezar kisika karne lage ho, yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, tabhi bina baat muskurane lage ho...

  17. I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!

    18. Simple Bye makes us cry, Simple joke makes us Laugh, Simple care makes us fall in Luv, Simple Touch makes us feel better, But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

  18. James bond and a dog

    19. Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!" The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!" "PAGAL KUTTA...!!"

  19. Future plans of childrens

    20. Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

  20. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    21. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

  21. Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne

    22. Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne, jis jis ke hath lagi muje jalaya usne, wo shama kya jise koi jalane wala na ho, wo insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho...

  22. You are a DOG...

    23. You are a DOG... D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling na? Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

  23. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

    24. Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

  24. Smile For The Ones You Love...

    25. Smile For The Ones You Love... A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy... Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ... But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ... And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...

  25. Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

    26. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

  26. jeevan me .........

    27. jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jaata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate, samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

  27. Ur Single Smile

    28. On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

  28. Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga

    29. Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga? Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga? Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi Ban jayai agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ? Khud se bhi […]

  29. If ur world is spinning around

    30. If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

  30. Welcome to love.com

    31. WELCOME to www.love.com Enter Your Password * ** *** **** ***** Processing . . . . Sorry Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar GUzar Chuki Hai Please Try www.Namaz.Roza.com:-)

  31. Sardar going to shikaar

    32. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  32. Ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay

    33. Rishta banaya he to nibhayenge, har pal apko hasain gay, Pata he ap ko fursat nai hamain yad karne ki, ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay.

  33. To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

    34. Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote, To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti, Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay, To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?