You are a DOG...

Funny SMS

You are a DOG...
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

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  1. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

    2. A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog. Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa […]

  2. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

    3. A dog barking all day SMS that ends by turning the bark back on whoever's reading it. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao... Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

  3. James bond and a dog

    4. James Bond meets a dog — and the dog wins the introduction contest. Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!" The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!" "PAGAL KUTTA...!!"

  4. Girls misuse it, models sell it

    5. Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what's that? It's SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

  5. Girls r like phones

    6. The classic phone metaphor applied to girls — cheeky but very shareable. Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

  6. Qismat mein dard kon likhta hai

    7. Kon kehta hy k aadmi apni kismat khud likhta hay... Agar yeh sach hy tu kismat mein dard kon likta hay?

  7. 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

    8. Generational joke about fashion and mothers — a 1980s mom who refused jeans has completely surrendered by 2006 ('just wear something, anything'). 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

  8. Tied rakhi to the following boys

    9. 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

  9. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

    10. Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

  10. A man received an unknown call..

    11. A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

  11. I look at your picture and the problem disappears

    12. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, […]

  12. 5 seconds of smile

    13. If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful. Then just imagine if you keep always smiling how beautiful your life will be. So keep smiling !!!!!

  13. Girls look beautiful because....

    14. Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because

  14. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

    15. A backhanded observation aimed at girls with attitude — disguised as advice. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

  15. Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai

    16. Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai, Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai. Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat, Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

  16. Han yeh such hay...

    17. Han ye sach he k mujy tumse mohabbat he.. Ye b sach he k me tumhari chahat hun. Per meri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nahi.. Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi.. Apni zat k is pahlu sey aj milwaun tumhen.. Me kya hu kesi hu zara batlaun tumhen.. Me apni […]

  17. How to settle abroad?

    18. A comparison of how boys and girls each find a way to settle abroad. How to settle abroad? For Boys: Study hard Get good grades Appear in ielts n toefl Apply for student visa Wait for the call Appear in the interview Get admission in a university Get good grades Search for a job Work […]

  18. Sardar going to shikaar

    19. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  19. Cricket match, Wife and husband

    20. A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

  20. Kaun pagal hoga

    21. A girl tells her boyfriend to keep their love secret — then immediately needs to prove it to the friend who said no one would love her. Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

  21. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    22. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  22. Lovers sitting in a park

    23. Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p

  23. Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu

    24. Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]

  24. Realize value & respect girls

    25. Girls leave their own homes to bring happiness to others' homes. A reminder to see what they actually give up. Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise […]

  25. Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!

    26. A Smile costs less than Electricity. But..... Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling..... & Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!

  26. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

    27. Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave. Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

  27. Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

    28. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don't exist.

  28. Before and after marriage

    29. Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

  29. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

    30. A child overhears dad say all the 'fireworks' are in the girls hostel — and repeats it innocently while shopping for Diwali crackers. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

  30. Mominon Ramadan qareeb hai

    31. Ramadan is coming — a public service announcement asking everyone to forward their saved jokes, pictures, and girls' numbers before deleting them in piety. Momino! RAMADAN Qareeb Hai.. Aap Sab Se Request Hai K Apnain Mobile Me Save Jokes, Pics, Girls No's Delete Karnai Se Pehle Mujhey send Karen..

  31. Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

    32. Opens with motivational advice about courage and smiling through hard times, then pivots to a hygiene joke at the recipient's expense. Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye... Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

  32. Before & after marriage

    33. Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

  33. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

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