James bond and a dog

Misc SMS Jokes

James Bond meets a dog — and the dog wins the introduction contest.

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"

The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"

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  2. Latifa kisey kehtey hain

    3. A simple Urdu wordplay joke between two pagals about the word 'latifa'. Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

  3. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

    4. A dog barking all day SMS that ends by turning the bark back on whoever's reading it. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao... Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

  4. Chehray ki khushbu

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  5. Main churail hoon

    6. A witch stops a Sardar in a jungle and announces what she is. Sardar says he knows — one of them lives at his house. A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

  6. Victory and Glory

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  8. Mosquito to say sorry

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  10. That is Friendship

    11. Seconds for Introduction, Minutes for discussion, Hours for attraction, Days for construction & years for relation is "Friendship"

  11. kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta hai

    12. Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he, kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta […]

  12. Circumstance does not make the man

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  13. For true success

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  14. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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  15. Offer a share 2 God

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  16. You are a DOG...

    17. You are a DOG... D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling na? Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

  17. The greatest discovery of my generation

    18. The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. (William James)

  18. What to do when mosquito bites?

    19. At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

  19. A Last - Night Study ...

    20. A last minute SIX . . . A last minute GOAL . . . . A last minute MOVE . . . . often wins the GAME! . . . . That's why we are still confident that... . . . . "A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !

  20. Dream lofty dreams

    21. Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. (James Allen)

  21. It is a"S"imple" ... good morning

    22. It is a S"imple" M"ind touching" I"nteractive" L"ong lasting" E"ffect which Wins the hearts.. Yes..Its your "SWEET SMILE" So Keep smiling always, good morning!

  22. Excitement in Examz!!!...

    23. Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]

  23. Attitude of girls

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  24. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

    25. A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

  25. Tie rakhi on my wrist

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  26. Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

    27. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

  27. Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

    28. A Munna Bhai medical exchange where his slow-poison warning about cigarettes meets a patient who sees no particular urgency in the matter. Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

  28. 1 takleef de skata hon?

    29. A polite Lucknowi nawab tries his formal courtesy on a Sardar — and gets a very different kind of response. A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

  29. An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

    30. An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!

  30. Fatman sitting in a train cabin

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  31. F R I E N D

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    33. A Rakhi message from a sibling who knows the thread may not be tied this year — but the bond is still there. I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not […]

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