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1. Latifa kisey kehtey hain

Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

2. Chehray ki khushbu

Kisi k Chehry ki Khushbu ne kar diya pagal Phir us k baad sama ka sama hua pagal jo un se main ne kaha Zindagi bana lo Mujhe To us ne Dheere se ik Lafz Keh diya pagal

3. Mosquito to say sorry

At night if mosquito bites what to do..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just scratch n sleep again ! We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

4. Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi

Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi, Jab chand sitare chamak rahe hon, Jab yadon k phool mehek rahe hon, Jab deed ko nain taras rahe hon, jab ankhon se ansu baras rahe hon, Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi Jab tanhai se dil ghabrae ga, Jub tumhein akela pan sataye ga, Jab koi […]

5. kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta hai

Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he, kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta […]

6. Circumstance does not make the man

Circumstance does not make the man; it reveals him to himself James Allen

7. For true success

For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now? (James Allen)

8. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

9. You are a DOG...

You are a DOG... D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling na? Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

10. What to do when mosquito bites?

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

11. The greatest discovery of my generation

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. (William James)

12. Tie rakhi on my wrist

I waited long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

13. F R I E N D

A bond of love, A medal of trust. A shoulder in sadness, A hand in darkness. A special relation to hold, An ear where secrets can be told. An appreciator for encouragement, Something that doesn't cost. A jewel never to be lost. Is the magic called F R I E N D

14. Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

15. New Year Wishes For Family

May This New Year Contain More Strands To Strengthen Your Family Bond And May You Find Love, Care And Happiness In Every Face Of Your Family Member So That Every Moment With Them Will Be Like A Moment With An Angel Of Joy.

16. An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!

17. Dream lofty dreams

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. (James Allen)

18. Fatman sitting in a train cabin

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

19. Is that a sun or moon

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

20. Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

21. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

22. Promise me we R true friends

Promise me we R true friends: I'm lamp, U'r light. I'm coke, U'r Sprite. I'm (sawan)rain, U'r badal. I'm normal, U'r pagal.

23. Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey

24. Aik Pagal dusry se

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai" Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat. Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

25. Raqebano waiel ogora pagal ta

Pa salgo salgo che ralam sta mehfal ta, Raqebano waiel ogora pagal ta, Taa che okatal pa sro stargo ghusa ke, qasam de hala me nazar sho grewan khpal ta.

26. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

27. Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta. Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

28. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

29. yeh mera dil samajhta hai....

k koi deewana kahta hai koi pagal samajhta hai, magar dharti ki be-chaini bas badal samajhta hai, tu mujhse dur kaisi hai main tujhse dur kaisa hun, yeh tera dil samajhta hai ya mera dil samajhta hai

30. Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy

31. Kisi ke naam se pahle

Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke naam se pahle dilon ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle yahi taare tumhaari aankh ki chilman mein rehte the yahi sooraj nikalta thaa tumhare baam se pahle hui hai […]

32. if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

33. Hum to pagal hain

Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain