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Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao...
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
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Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain:p
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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha .... kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho.. sardar answered i am a mathematician main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)
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Subha SmS,Sham SmS, Din men SmS,Rat men SmS, Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS, Jeena SmS,Marna SmS, Aakhir kya hy SMS.......??? S = sab ko M = Mast ho k S = Satao.... ha ha ha
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur, SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR, SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k, Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur
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Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don. Kabhi miss call na kar paon Ya akabhi call bhi na karon to samajh lena k KING OF SMS Araam farma rahay hain:)
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha
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Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay, Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay. Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost. GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.
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Tere bagair humne guzari hai aese eid....... Jaise safar mai sham e ghariban guzar gai
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
X'cuse me, agar aap abhi soye nahi ho aur msg padh rahe ho to "GoodNight". Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur msg subah padoge to fir "GoodMorning".
Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle, To iska matlab he k WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he, Agar thori der se kare to Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he Laikin Agar qabool na kare to aapka iman Azma raha he. Is liye hamen har Hal mein "ALLAH" per BHAROSA karna chahiye.