Please bike taze na chalao

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has.

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

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