Kept the door open while bathing

Sardar SMS

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

Related SMS

  1. Open to receive friends.

    2. Build a life that feels like home — heart inside, door open for friends, garden full of good memories. Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories €¦ of many good things.

  2. Only the open heart receives love

    3. Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

  3. Open and close

    4. Dictionary Says That 'Open' And 'Close' Are Opposites, But.. Life Teaches That We Are "Open"Only With Those, With Whom We Are "Close" :-)

  4. Aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey

    5. Tamaam umer zindagi sey door rahey, Apki khushi k liye apni khushi se door rahe. Ab is say barh ker wafa ki saza kya hogi, k aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey...!!!

  5. Left is always open

    6. Fabulous lines on a Traffic signal :) "LEFT is always open for those who dont want to go RIGHT." "Means RIGHT always have OBSTACLEss".

  6. When I open my eyes every morning

    7. When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

  7. Open after 2 days

    8. Plz open this after 2 days at saturday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2012. April Fool in Advance

  8. Open with Love...

    9. Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...

  9. Open Your Heart ...

    10. Feel The Pain Of Others. Understand Their Struggles And Disappointments, Their Hardships And Inadequacies And Open Your Heart To Them. Realize That Everyone Is Doing The Best They Possibly Can. Judge No One. But Rather, Cradle All Of Humanity In Your Heart ~Author Unknown

  10. Open all the doors of success

    11. May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak

  11. Door ka Bhai

    12. A Pathan explains how he and someone are distant brothers — it turns out thirteen other siblings are the distance between them. Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai.. Man: door ka me samjha nahii Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

  12. We will open the book of 2027

    13. We will open the new book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

  13. Old man, child and the door bell

    14. Old man walking on the street, sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell. Old man goes to the door, rings the bell & says: what else? Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

  14. Open ur tinky minky eyes

    15. Open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning

  15. Ek diya bhi jale door ki baat hai,

    16. Ek diya bhi jale door ki baat hai, Ho kahi bhi noor namumkin si baat hai, Khud se milne par bhi hai humare paabandiya, Tujh se milna to door ki baat hai.

  16. Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.

    17. Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. (Sarah Malin) Wishing you a very happy mother's day

  17. The stone was rolled away from the door

    18. The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in." - Peter Marshall

  18. 2027 is at the door

    19. A New Year message reminding you that life is short — break rules, forgive fast, love truly, laugh often. 2027 is at the door Remember Life is short, break the rules, Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

  19. Acompany guest to the door of house

    20. It is part of the Sunna that A man should accompany his guest to the door of the house. (Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).

  20. I knocked at HEAVENS door

    21. I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "

  21. Hum say door jao gay kaisay?

    22. Hum say door jao gay kaisay? Dil say hamain bhulao gay kaisay? Hum to woh khushbo hain jo, sanson k zariye dil mein utar jati hay. Khud ki sanson ko rook pao gay kaisay?

  22. Door reh ker bhi

    23. Roman Urdu verse about an impossible love: distance cannot bring freedom, and closeness cannot deliver the speaker to their destination. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi […]

  23. Aap paas raho ya door

    24. Aap paas raho ya door, hum dil se dil ki aawaaz mila sakte hain, na khat k na telephone ke Mohtaajh hain hum, per aapke dil ko ek hichkii se hila sakte hain.

  24. Door kahin ek basti thi

    25. A short folk tale about a village of laughing witches — ending with the punchline that the receiver clearly grew up there. Door kahin ek basti thi, Wahan churailain basti thein, Un k andar bari masti thi, Jab dekho wo hansti thin, Tum jo itna hansti ho, Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

  25. Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door

    26. Hindi New Year SMS borrowing Bollywood energy to say goodbye to the old year and celebrate the new one with full Dhoom Machale spirit. Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum Naya Saal aaya hai chalo.. DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM […]

  26. chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye

    27. chaley gaye they door ek pel key leye, mager apkey dil key kareeb they her pel key leye, keysey bhulengey apko ek pel key leye, jub khu chukey hai khud ko her pel key leye 

  27. Na kabhi muskurahat aap k hoton se door ho

    28. Na kabhi muskurahat aap k hoton se door ho, Aap ki har khuwahish haqiqat me manzoor ho, ho jayain jo aap humse khafa, khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa qasoor ho‚¦

  28. Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai

    29. Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumsey Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai?

  29. Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya

    30. Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya, Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya, Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain, Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.

  30. Happiness be at your door .. EID mubarak

    31. Today i pray that:- Happiness be at ur door May it knock early Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's Peace,love,joy & good health behind shaban mubarak,eid mubarak, ramadan mubarak, May you remain happy all the time Irrespective of any occasion

  31. Kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

    32. Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho, Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho, Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay, kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho? <Miss You>

  32. Rahtey hain jo nigaho se door

    33. ye dosti ke rishte bhi kitne ajeeb hote hai... sab apne apne naseeb hote hain.. rahtey hain jo nigaho se door.. wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain

  33. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal

    34. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain