Left is always open

Misc SMS Jokes

Fabulous lines on a Traffic signal :)

"LEFT is always open for those
who dont want to go RIGHT."

"Means RIGHT always have OBSTACLEss".

Related SMS

  1. Only the open heart receives love

    2. Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

  2. Open and close

    3. Dictionary Says That 'Open' And 'Close' Are Opposites, But.. Life Teaches That We Are "Open"Only With Those, With Whom We Are "Close" :-)

  3. Open to receive friends.

    4. Build a life that feels like home — heart inside, door open for friends, garden full of good memories. Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories €¦ of many good things.

  4. When I open my eyes every morning

    5. When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

  5. Kept the door open while bathing

    6. Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

  6. Open after 2 days

    7. Plz open this after 2 days at saturday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st FOOL of 2012. April Fool in Advance

  7. Open with Love...

    8. Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...

  8. Open Your Heart ...

    9. Feel The Pain Of Others. Understand Their Struggles And Disappointments, Their Hardships And Inadequacies And Open Your Heart To Them. Realize That Everyone Is Doing The Best They Possibly Can. Judge No One. But Rather, Cradle All Of Humanity In Your Heart ~Author Unknown

  9. Open all the doors of success

    10. May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak

  10. We will open the book of 2027

    11. We will open the new book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

  11. Open ur tinky minky eyes

    12. Open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning

  12. Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.

    13. Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. (Sarah Malin) Wishing you a very happy mother's day

  13. Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata

    14. Pathan always leaves the washroom door open; explains he suspects someone is watching him through the gap at the bottom. Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

  14. Open lunch box in the middle of the road

    15. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

  15. Corporate Lessons

    16. Corporate Lessons "We will do it" Means "U will do it." "U have done a great job" Means "More work will be given to u." "We r a team" Means "I am not the only one to be blamed." "That is a good question" Means "I do not know anything about it." "All the best […]

  16. Read this scary story if you dare

    17. READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the book for Rs.3000. Old man advised "DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll face problem" Man finished the book with great fear but […]

  17. Art of living

    18. Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them. Good Night, sweet dreams...

  18. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY

    19. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY.... Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some, O-One Is, R-Really, R-Remembering, Y-You.....Have A wonderful day

  19. SORRY Means

    20. SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means: S->Some, O->One Is, R->Really, R->Remembering Y->You.. Have A wonderful day.

  20. My smile doesn't always mean...

    21. Not every smile means happiness. Sometimes it means holding on. Sometimes it means tired of crying. My SMILE ... Doesn't always mean "I m Happy ..." Sometimes It Means "I Can Manage ..." And Sometimes It Just Means "I m Tired Of Crying ..."

  21. If "special"means lovings, caring & dear,

    22. If "special"means lovings,caring & dear, If"special"means thoughtful too & if"special"means tender,gentle & kind, then special surely means U !

  22. 143 means ???

    23. 143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

  23. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

    24. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity

  24. When a girl on facebook

    25. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  25. Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers

    26. Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!

  26. Loving you means ...

    27. Loving you Means that I give you my heart My love, my whole self; You’ll always come first Before anything else Loving you Means that I give you my faith My trust, my confidence; I promise to always be true To be loyal, to be honest Loving you Means you’re a part of my life, […]

  27. Friendship is a network that needs

    28. Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your Heart.!

  28. FriendShip is a network that needs

    29. FriendShip is a network that needs.. NO Recharge! NO Roaming! NO Validity! NO activation! NO Signal prbms! Just don't switch off ur Heart...

  29. Heart is like a bottle of perfume

    30. Heart is like a bottle of perfume. If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.. If u keep it always open soon u will loose ur fragrance. So act wisely.

  30. I know how special u r 2 me

    31. Butterflies dont know in what color their‚  wings r but human eyes know how nice-it is. Likewise u dont knw how sweet u r but i know how special u r 2 me!

  31. Accidents do happen

    32. Accidents do happen. i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do coz i slipped and fell in love with u.....

  32. Everybody Doesn't Get Everything: Quotes About Life

    33. Some days you need a reminder that missing out on one thing doesn't mean losing everything. These lines are original and short enough for a WhatsApp status. Not everyone gets everything quotes Everyone will not get everything,This is the RULE of LIFE,Dont try to get which is not yours.But dont dare to lose which is […]

  33. Mothers Day Message To Daughter In Law

    34. You are such an important part of our family and each day I am reminded of how special you are to me, my son, and my grandchildren. Happy Mother's Day To A Fabulous "Daughter"!