Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata

Hindi Funny SMS

Pathan always leaves the washroom door open; explains he suspects someone is watching him through the gap at the bottom.

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

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