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Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.
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Friendship Must Never Be Buried Under The Weight Of Misunderstanding
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, honay wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata
Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon Rang Jis ka Hina Say Milta hay Rangat Main Dilfarareb Hum Bhi Nahi LAKIN Saonwali si is jori say Zamana jalta hay
Kisi na kisipe aitbar ho jata hai, Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, Khubiyo se nhi hoti mohabat hamesha, Khamiyo se b aksar pyarho jata hai
Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
Ghamo Mein Rone Walo Ko Hasaya Nahi Jata, ‚ Lehroon Say Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata, Banne waley Ban Jate Hai Apne, Kisiko Keh kar apna Banaya Nahi Jata
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai, Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai. Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat, Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]
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Ae chand, apni chandni per itna guroor na ker, ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhtay hain, Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai, log misaal mere chand ki dete hain.
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Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata who jis ki lo mohabbat ki jabeen ka istara thi to phir rastay mai hamary […]
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baat chali teri aankhon say ja pohnchi paimanay tuk kheinch rahi hai teri ulfat, aaj mujhey maikhanay tuk ishq ki batain ghum ki batain, dunya walay kertay hain kis nay shama ka dukh dekha, kaun gaya parwanay tuk ishq nahin hay tum ko mujh say, sirf bahanay kerti ho yun hi bahanay qayam rakhna, tum […]
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Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain
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Yeh sach hai k Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hain.. Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.
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Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain agar tum tak pohanch jaye tou bas itna samajh lena ye un jazbo'n ki khusbuu hay jinhai'n hum keh nahi sakte magar tum jo ijazat do tou chand lafzo'n main keh doon k tum bin jee nahi sakte ... K tum bin jee nahi sakte ...