100 pathan aik kashti

Hindi Funny SMS

A hundred Pathans are on a stuck boat and decide the best plan is to get out and push — from outside.

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p

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