Beech road pe bus rok di

Hindi Funny SMS

A policeman asks a Pathan why he stopped the bus in the middle of the road — the Pathan had a sign to follow.

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
"bus stop"
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

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