Roza rakho gay?

Hindi Funny SMS

A Sikh tests a Pathan on Ramadan observance — fasting no, taraweeh prayers no, but iftari absolutely yes. Not that kafir.

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….

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