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1. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

2. Ramzan in details

Ramzan in details R-Roza Rakho A-Allah se daro M-Masjid ko jao Z-Zakat banto A-A'maal ache karo N-Namaz parho Aur is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

3. ACHA LAGTA HAI

Hu to khafa us se, Per jane phir bhi kyo, Na chah kr bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai, Haqeeqat se hu door, Ye mujh ko hai pata, Per jan k anjan rehna acha lagta hai, Qaayil nahi main rone ka phir bhi kabhi kabhi, Tanhai main rona acha lagta hai€¦€¦

4. Nikal lena apna ATM

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga or phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi, or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye to tum nikal lena apna ATM

5. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

6. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

7. Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai

De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

8. Larke walo ki taraf se

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui. Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue pakre gaye or us per bolte hen ? ? ? ? ? G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy

9. Rona bhi parta hay

juda honey k mausam mai juda hona bhi parhta hai jisey mushkil se paya ho usey khona bhi parhta hai khudi pe maan itna hai kabhi murh kar nahi daikha jisey kehdoo'n k mera hai usey hona bhi parhta hai abhi to fasl e gul ho, misl e gul ho zehn mai rakhna k jab […]

10. Khaal mutehda ki hay :p

Tumhari namaz, Roza aur qurbani sirf aur sirf allah he k liye hai !!! . . . Magar yeh bhi yad rakho khaal sirf mutehda ki hai:p

11. Khat mily ya na mily

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana. tum q nahi aye. 2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi 1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

12. News reporter & pathan

News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di. Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye? Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait […]

13. Air hostess pathan se

Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

14. Bhari mehfil

Bhari mehfil mein tanha rehna acha lagta hai Tere barey mein sochte rehna acha lagta hai Kabhi pholon mein, kabhi kaliyon mein Tujh ko hi dhoondhte rehna acha lagta hai Meri zindgi ki khushiyan tumhi se hain wabasta Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai Tumharey baghair zindgi ka koi tasavur nahi hai […]

15. 1 kabootar

1 Kabootar Itna Ura Itna ura itna ura Bohut upar gaya, Itna itna bus ab nazar nahin aa raha apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay

16. Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay

Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay bhalay kitni bhi mushkil ho magar aisa nahi kartay mohabbat mein shikayat ka kahin dastoor hota hay gila kar kay mohabbat ko kabhi ruswa nahi kartay wafa'ain dar haqiqat mein bari anmol hoti hain kabhi apni wafa'aon ka sila maanga nahi kartay

17. Car k indicators

1 pathan dusre se: "Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?" Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker: Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

18. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

19. Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha hai

Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha hai, Yeh faslay aur bhi barh jayain tou acha hai, Tumhari chahatain hum ko nahin hasil, To ab ghair hi bun jayain tou acha hai, Hamari to umer guzri hai teri chahat main, Tu is aag main na jalay to acha hai, Barsoon se thi Dua k tu […]

20. Chiraghon ki roshni jab zara hili

Chiraghon ki roshni jab zara hili, Laga tumhari ek aahat si mili, Jaake dekha jab dar pe, To phir wahi kafir hawa mili..

21. Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? " Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

22. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

23. Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

24. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha, Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye 1 admi ne pathan se pocha, tumne kia bola tha..?? Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

25. kis tarha mainay sambhaley merey jazbaat na pooch

kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch dil se nikli hui honton me dabi baat na pooch wo kis adaa se merey saamnay se guzraa abhi kis tarha mainay sambhaley merey jazbaat na pooch waqat jo badley to insaan badal jaatey hain kya nahi dikhlaatey yeh gardish-e-halaat na pooch wo kisi ka […]

26. Jan ke anjan

Jan ke anjan ban'na acha lagta hy Us ko apny liy parishan karna acha lagta hy Wo karty rhy piyar ka iqrar bar bar Mujh ko Nadan ban kar sun'na acha lagta hy!!

27. Muhbat hum say karni hai

Muhbat hum say karni ho to phir wada nahi karna, ye waday hum nay Dekhay hain k aksar tot jatay hain Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir zid bhi nahi karna, ye zid bhi hum Nay dekhi hai k sathi chhot jatay hain Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir tohfa nahi daina, ye […]

28. Pathan ki mangni hoi

Pathan ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi?

29. Mita dain gay yeh doori, yeh faslay sab hi

Mita dain gay yeh doori, yeh faslay sab hi, Kaho gi aik baar k milo aa k kabhi, Na hoon gay door phir tum say is zindagi main, Khulra rakho tum dar apna, hum aatay hain abhi...

30. Mita dain gay yeh duri, yeh faslay sab hi

mita dain gay yeh duri, yeh faslay sabhi! kaho gi ik baar kay milo aa kay kabhi! na hon gay durr phir tum say is zindagi main! khula rakho tum dar apna, hum atay hain abhi!

31. Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman phir uss se churaya nahi karte, Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne […]

32. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

33. Shadi me 1 pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.