Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

Hindi Funny SMS

A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice.

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

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