KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Hindi Funny SMS

Husband and father-in-law each give up after hearing about the wife's affairs; the saas stays quiet because she's been through it herself.

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup rahi.

Why?

"KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".

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