Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Hindi Funny SMS

An angry boss asks if you've ever seen an owl, watches you look down, then tells you to look up — and meet one.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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