Jubse tumhe dekha hai

Hindi Insult SMS

A romantic-sounding SMS that lists every moment the sender thinks of the recipient — eating, sleeping, waking — each one ending in helpless laughter.

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

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  2. Tera Chand sa chehra dekha

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  33. Woh konsa normal hay

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