Woh konsa normal hay

Hindi Insult SMS

An internal debate about whether to send a message, settled once the sender remembers the recipient is just as crazy as the impulse itself.

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI"
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

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