Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

Hindi Funny SMS

Dil ne kaha
chalo "SMS" karain,
socha.!!
"dil to pagal hai"
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

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  2. Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

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  3. is se zyada unka intzaar kya karain

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  4. Woh konsa normal hay

    5. Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

  5. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

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  6. Us nay kaha aur dabao

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  8. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

    9. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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    10. Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

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  11. Mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain

    12. Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi kartay, Yun kisi ka ka jaam hum piya nahi kartay. Un say keh do mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain, Youn kisi ka peecha hum kiya nahin kartay.

  12. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

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  13. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

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  14. Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada

    15. Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani, Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada, Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada. Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

  15. Soo rahay ho kia? chalo sms kero

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    17. Teri Tishnagi Mein Choor Hain Hum, Aaj Tak Nahin Kaha Aapse To Ye Mat Samajhna Maghroor Hain Hum, Ho Na Jao Aap Door Humse Bas Isi Baat Ko Lekar Majboor Hain Hum

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    18. Kuch door hamare saath chalo Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge Har baat hamari maanein ge Jo jaley na hon khudh ulfat mein Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi Ehsaas ki manzil […]

  18. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    19. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

  19. Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se ...

    20. Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se... Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho...... Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.

  20. Kisne kaha judai hogi

    21. Kisne kaha judai hogi, Kisi ghair ney yeh khabar urai hogi, Barey shaan sey rahenge hum aap k dil mein, Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi..!

  21. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai

    22. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

  22. Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete

    23. Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete, apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

  23. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

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  25. Read this sms after 2 days

    26. Read this SMS after 2 days - - - - - ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

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  27. Wafa ruswa nahi karna...

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  28. Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,

    29. Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya, koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya. chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya, kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.

  29. Mohabbat ka izhaar na karna

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