Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

Hindi Funny SMS

A quick internal debate about whether it's crazy to send a random SMS — but the conclusion is that neither party in the debate is normal anyway.

Dil ne kaha
chalo "SMS" karain,
socha.!!
"dil to pagal hai"
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

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  1. Woh konsa normal hay

    2. An internal debate about whether to send a message, settled once the sender remembers the recipient is just as crazy as the impulse itself. Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

  2. Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

    3. Kamzoor badbaan hay, hawa taiz kia karain Aa apni kashtiyon ko supurd-e-khuda karain ! apni tabahiyon main hi jub apna haath ho phir dhushmano k waastay kiya bad-dua karain Shaki-e-namurad ko tarsaya umer bhar Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain Hamnay yun ghurbaton main raat bitayee hay sanam, Bhookay faqeer ko ab rukhsatzada […]

  3. Zindagi jee ker kia karain

    4. Lay k hum dosron ki hansi kia karain jo apni nahin woh khushi kia karain Tanha jeenay say behtar hay mar jayain hum, Jub saath tum nahin to zindagi jee ker kia karain

  4. is se zyada unka intzaar kya karain

    5. The wounds are too deep, the waiting has gone on too long — how much more can one person wait. Zakham  itna gehra hai izhaar kya karain hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya karain soo gaye hum magar khuli rahi aankhen is se zyada unka intzaar kya karain?

  5. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

    6. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat […]

  6. Chalo aik sath chaltay hain

    7. Zamanay ko jalnay do chalo aik sath chalte hain, Nayee duniya basanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Hamain jeevan ka her lamha tumhare naam kerna hai, Yeh waada nibhanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Suna hay mil k chalne se muqaddar jaag uthte hain, Yeh baat aazmanay ko chalo aik sath chaltay hain,

  7. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

    8. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]

  8. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

    9. A playful friendship SMS asking where you would go when the sky needs sleep and the sea needs hiding — the answer is always your best friend. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to […]

  9. Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada

    10. Prayerful Roman Urdu Eid SMS asking God's forgiveness and renewing a shared promise to walk His path on this blessed day. Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani, Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada, Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada. […]

  10. Soo rahay ho kia? chalo sms kero

    11. ( / ; ) ( / SO rahe ho KYA? (@ ; ( (@ GHOORO MAT ( I ; ) ( ƒ AANKHEIN KHOLO ( ƒ ; ) (ƒé DONO KHOLO (ƒé ; ) (ƒé CHALO sms karo

  11. Mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain

    12. Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi kartay, Yun kisi ka ka jaam hum piya nahi kartay. Un say keh do mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain, Youn kisi ka peecha hum kiya nahin kartay.

  12. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

    13. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...

  13. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

    14. Sardar tears off a fly's wings and tells it to fly; when it doesn't, he concludes flies without wings simply can't hear. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

  14. Us nay kaha aur dabao

    15. us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

  15. Naya saal aaya hai chalo

    16. Lively Hindi New Year SMS that borrows Bollywood energy — Dhoom Machale — to urge the reader to stop brooding and celebrate. Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

  16. Kuch door hamare saath chalo

    17. Kuch door hamare saath chalo Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge Har baat hamari maanein ge Jo jaley na hon khudh ulfat mein Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi Ehsaas ki manzil […]

  17. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    18. A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

  18. Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se ...

    19. Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se... Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho...... Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.

  19. Aaj Tak Nahin Kaha Aapse

    20. Teri Tishnagi Mein Choor Hain Hum, Aaj Tak Nahin Kaha Aapse To Ye Mat Samajhna Maghroor Hain Hum, Ho Na Jao Aap Door Humse Bas Isi Baat Ko Lekar Majboor Hain Hum

  20. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai

    21. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

  21. Kisne kaha judai hogi

    22. Who said we'd be separated — we've already made a home inside your heart, with room and pride. Kisne kaha judai hogi, Kisi ghair ney yeh khabar urai hogi, Barey shaan sey rahenge hum aap k dil mein, Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi..!

  22. Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete

    23. Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete, apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

  23. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    24. A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  24. Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahein aankhain

    25. Wounds too deep to describe, waiting endlessly — died inside but the eyes stayed open. Zakham itnay gehray hain izhaar kia karain, Hum khud nishana ban gaye hain waar kia karain, Mar gaye ham magar khuli rahein aankhain, Ab is say ziyadah unka intezaar kia karain...

  25. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    26. A romantic approach that gets shut down the moment money comes up — no money means instant 'bhai' (brother) status. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  26. Hum jheel kinare ja baithen

    27. Kabhi waqt mile to aajao, Ham jheel kinare ja baithen, Tum apne sukh ki baat karo, Hum apne dukh ki baat karain, Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain, Jo sung tumhare beet gaye, Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy, In sabz ruton k daman mai, Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain, In bikhray sabz nazaron ko, Ham […]

  27. Naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka

    28. Warm Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS about choosing to start this year's wishes with someone special rather than a random contact. Socha kisi apne se baat karein, apne kisi khaas ko yaad karein, kiya jo faislaa naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka, dil ne kaha kyon na shuruwaat aapse karein…

  28. Read this sms after 2 days

    29. Read this SMS after 2 days - - - - - ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

  29. Wishing u good and wonderful day

    30. A quick morning text to send when you just want someone to know you're thinking of them. Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing u good and wonderful day.

  30. Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja

    31. Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja, Chalo sit stand kro Y .IL Y .IL Y .IL Chalo bus karo ainda SMS kertay rehna.

  31. How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

    32. In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]

  32. Newton's 4th law

    33. According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

  33. If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers

    34. If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers, If a hug was a second Id send you hours, If happiness was sand Id send you the sea, If love was a person Id send you me.