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How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)
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