Mental hospital is not so far

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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    2. Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!

  2. A Chini was in hospital.

    3. A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

  3. Teri girl friend gaye bazar

    4. twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

  4. Twinkle twinkle lazy star,kitna soyega uth ja yaar,

    5. Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi

  5. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

    6. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

  6. Life is 5 star

    7. Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the REAL STAR

  7. That means I must have really escaped.

    8. A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚

  8. How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

    9. In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]

  9. When you love someone

    10. When u love someone, Its like reaching for the star .*. U know u cant reach them .*. But u keep trying Coz may be 1 day that star might fall for u .!.*.!.*.!

  10. Press down if u think u r MAD

    11. Press down if you think you are MAD, I can't believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P

  11. Smile meanings

    12. Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy

  12. How is the situation

    13. Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P

  13. Be A Great Teacher Forever.!

    14. Be A Candle Be A Light Be A Twinkle Be A Hope Be An Inspiration Be A Great Teacher Forever.! Happy Teachers Day..!

  14. Twinkle stars 2 guide U the way

    15. In this lovely night, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress and the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, Sweet dreams GoodNight

  15. I am sorry, I love you

    16. I am sorry to be smiling every time youre near. I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever youre here. I am sorry that cupid has made his hit. I am sorry i love you, I cant help it.

  16. A junior needs a name

    17. Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

  17. Good / bad news after wife accident

    18. A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

  18. Good & True Friends

    19. Good Friends comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flower n goes, But A TRUE friend sits near u n says: yaar, bohut tight nurse hai, Araam se theek hona, roz aounga:)

  19. Good Morning: Stay Blessed

    20. ^F^R^O^M M O R N I N G'S First Light To E V E N I N G'S Last Star Remember How S P E C I A L You Are G o_O d M o R n I n G (: Stay Blessed

  20. Lucky Star to have u

    21. I must have wish upon a lucky star, to have someone as wonderful as you by my side! Happy Women's Day

  21. If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest

    22. If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my €FRIEND€ u r the €BEST€!

  22. If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST

    23. If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

  23. How long will you be special to me?

    24. How long will you be special to me? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, As long as angels are there up high, Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

  24. Oh my GOD, u r so lucky

    25. If you are an "ICECREAM" then u r so sweet. If you are "Rose" Then you are so soft If you are a "Star" Then you are so bright. If you are my "Friend" then Oh My GOD You are soo "Lucky".

  25. I'm flower but rose is u....

    26. I m a fl¸wer but ROSE is U, Im star but MOON is U, I m stone but DIAMOND is U, I m the sky but SUN is U, I m the LIGHT but LOAD SHEDDING IS U

  26. If u r chocolate or teddy bear or star ..

    27. If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my FRIEND u r the BEST!!!!!!!!!'

  27. How long shall we be friends?

    28. How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

  28. Sweet as a rose bud

    29. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are. bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything I Love all rolled into 1

  29. Brightest star is missing

    30. If You Look At The Sky Tonight And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing, I Swear I Have No Clue How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK

  30. Love u Sweet heart

    31. As I watch the shooting star flash across the sky. I thank it once again for having you in my life! I love you sweetheart! Happy Women's Day

  31. In soft gleaming of stars....

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