That means I must have really escaped.

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚

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