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Related SMS

  1. Life is 5 star

    2. Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the REAL STAR

  2. Best Wishes For Republic Day

    3. May The Brightest Star In Its Course Visit No Land More Free, Happier, More Lovely, Than This Our Own Land. My Best Wishes To You On This Republic Day.

  3. Good Morning: Stay Blessed

    4. ^F^R^O^M M O R N I N G'S First Light To E V E N I N G'S Last Star Remember How S P E C I A L You Are G o_O d M o R n I n G (: Stay Blessed

  4. Past is a nice place to visit,

    5. Past is a nice place to visit, BUT Certainly not a good place to stay.

  5. Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho

    6. Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho, Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.! Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho, Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho! Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray, Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray! Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho, Meri aankhon main raho […]

  6. Life main hamesha haste raho

    7. Advice to always laugh and sing in life — so people can immediately tell you're unmarried. Life me hamesha Haste raho, Muskurate raho, Gaate raho, Gungunate raho Taki tumhe dekhte hi log samajh jayen k tum 'UNMARRIED' ho.

  7. Band hotel huey pathanon k

    8. A mock Urdu couplet in classical style, mourning that the Pathans have shut their tea shops while wine bars stay open. Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran Dar khuley hyn sharab khano'n k Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye'n Band hotel huey pathano'n k :p

  8. Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah

    9. Roman Urdu SMS using brand names — Cadbury, Closeup, Fair & Lovely — as lighthearted templates for how to live well. Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah; Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah; BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah; Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah; aur smart raho MERI TARAH (H);

  9. When you love someone

    10. When u love someone, Its like reaching for the star .*. U know u cant reach them .*. But u keep trying Coz may be 1 day that star might fall for u .!.*.!.*.!

  10. Wife comes home late at night

    11. Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]

  11. duniya ki to humain parvah nahi bas tumhe khone say dartay hain

    12. The whole world can go — the only fear is losing you, the only prayer is for you to stay happy. Teray ishq me jeetay hain tere ishq me marte hain, tum khush raho sirf yehi dua hum kiya karte hain. duniya ki to humain parvah nahi bas tumhe khone say dartay hain.

  12. Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli

    13. A quietly comforting Roman Urdu miss you finding peace in memory alone, even from a distance, like a faint star that is still a star. Door hi sahi, kinara to hai, timtimata hi sahi, sitara to hai.. Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli… tinka hi sahi.. Sahara to hai..

  13. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

    14. A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

  14. SMS k INTEZAR me

    15. Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe, Na CAR me, ab to din guzarte hai apke SMS k INTEZAR me. {Miss you all the time}

  15. Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe mubarak ho eid

    16. Warm Roman Urdu Eid greeting wishing the reader to stay as happy as a flower and spread joy like a song on all sides. Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phailao khushion ka geet, Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe MUBARIK ho EID.

  16. Relationships are like bluetooth.

    17. Now-a-days peoples and relationships are like bluetooth. If you stay close they stay connected, And if u go away they find new devices!

  17. I know its your birthday 2day

    18. I know its your birthday 2day.. I am sure you'll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS"

  18. Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se ...

    19. Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se... Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho...... Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.

  19. SALAM to you

    20. Roman Urdu SMS unpacking the word SALAM into five blessings and asking the recipient to keep the sender in their prayers. A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet S= Sada khush raho A= Aabad raho L= La-zawal urooj dekho A= Arzooain puri hon M= Mujhe dua¢â‚¬â¢ mei yaad rakhna, So SALAM TO U!!.

  20. Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

    21. A girl asks an astrologer which star suits her; he asks how many children she has — 11 — and assigns her Pakistan's Green Star. Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi, tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

  21. I'm flower but rose is u....

    22. I m a fl¸wer but ROSE is U, Im star but MOON is U, I m stone but DIAMOND is U, I m the sky but SUN is U, I m the LIGHT but LOAD SHEDDING IS U

  22. Sunday Meanings in Urdu/Hindi

    23. Sunday Matlab: S Matlab Sote Raho. U Matlab Utho Subah Deri Se N Matlab Nahao Mat D Matlab Dekhte Raho TV A Matlab Aish Karo Y Matlab Yaad Karo Hamko Happy Sunday :)

  23. A blessed Christmas to you!

    24. A short Christmas message built around one silent night, one star, and one gift of hope. A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

  24. Bloessings of surah ikhlas, falak, naas

    25. Roman Urdu hadith on including Surah Ikhlas, Falak, and Naas in daily prayers for protection from all kinds of harm and magic. Blessings Of => Surah Ikhlas => Surah Falak => Surah Naas Hzarat Mohammad S.A.W Ka Irshad-e-Pak Hy "Momino'n Apni Duao'n Main Surah-eFalak, Surah Naas, surah Ikhlas Ko Shamil Ker Lia Kro Har Qism […]

  25. Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL

    26. Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko, Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko, Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL, To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

  26. Husband aur wife in hotel

    27. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

  27. Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply

    28. Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]

  28. U b d Sun of my life ?

    29. Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ? Girl : Awwww ... Yes ! Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P

  29. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    30. A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  30. Good & True Friends

    31. Good Friends comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flower n goes, But A TRUE friend sits near u n says: yaar, bohut tight nurse hai, Araam se theek hona, roz aounga:)

  31. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

    32. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

  32. 1 Larki ki dua

    33. 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

  33. Bura Lagta hai

    34. Ek tamanna hai fakat mujh pey meharban raho tum kisi aur ko dekho to bura lagta hai Mery chahat ka takaza hai mere sath raho ghair ka hath jo thamo tu bura lagta hai Arzo hai tere her roop ko her pal dekhon tum mere pas sey utho tu bura lagta hai Roz-e-shab aaj b […]