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Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland
if u want to drive "Mercedez"
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& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com
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Past is a nice place to visit, BUT Certainly not a good place to stay.
Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho, Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.! Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho, Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho! Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray, Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray! Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho, Meri aankhon main raho […]
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]
When u love someone, Its like reaching for the star .*. U know u cant reach them .*. But u keep trying Coz may be 1 day that star might fall for u .!.*.!.*.!
Now-a-days peoples and relationships are like bluetooth. If you stay close they stay connected, And if u go away they find new devices!
Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se... Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho...... Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.
I know its your birthday 2day.. I am sure you'll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS"
Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe, Na CAR me, ab to din guzarte hai apke SMS k INTEZAR me. {Miss you all the time}
A special LUNCH 4 u, In de hotel of my Heart, A boul of love, A spoon of care, In the pot of Happiness, Dish is friendship, Pay the bill by MISSING Me....
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Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ? Girl : Awwww ... Yes ! Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P
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Receive Warm Happy New Year Greetings And This Is Also To Wish You Prosperity In All Of Your Endeavors. May Every Time You Visit Your Garden For A Harvest Be Able To Fill Your Basket With All That Your Heart Wishes.
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Good Friends comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flower n goes, But A TRUE friend sits near u n says: yaar, bohut tight nurse hai, Araam se theek hona, roz aounga:)
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Ek tamanna hai fakat mujh pey meharban raho tum kisi aur ko dekho to bura lagta hai Mery chahat ka takaza hai mere sath raho ghair ka hath jo thamo tu bura lagta hai Arzo hai tere her roop ko her pal dekhon tum mere pas sey utho tu bura lagta hai Roz-e-shab aaj b […]
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Yeh Bahein Humein jab apni Panahon mein bulathi hein, Humein apni Kasam hum har Sahara bhool jatey hain...
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my FRIEND u r the BEST!!!!!!!!!'
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Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]