Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

Hindi Funny SMS

A girl asks an astrologer which star suits her; he asks how many children she has — 11 — and assigns her Pakistan's Green Star.

Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?

Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

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    10. Roman Urdu SMS tracing a chain — heartbeat to love to joy to friendship — ending at the simple need for the recipient. Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye, Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye, Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye, Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARke liye.. aap hona.

  10. Meri har ek dhakan aap ke liye hai

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  13. Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

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  16. Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

    17. An apology wrapped in total surrender — if you ever stay upset, the lengths needed to win you back would be everything. Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

  17. Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye

    18. Beauty can distract the heart and love can wound it — but a good friend is the only reliable cure for both. Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

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    19. Dard hota nahi Duniya ko dikhane k liye, Har koi rota nahi Aansu bahane k liye, Ruthne ka mazaa to tab aata hai, Jab koi apna ho manane k liye.

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    20. If you come back, don't come just to go again — don't put out these hopeful evenings she's lit for you. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain Ye Hanseen […]

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    22. Straightforward Roman Urdu romantic SMS listing love, prayers, and devotion as all exclusively yours. Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

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