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<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi

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  1. Meray hath uthay meray lub hilay,

    2. Meray hath uthay Meray lub hilay Meray dil se Yeh awaz uthi Teray honton Ki hansi Teri Aankhon Ki chamak Teray Lafzon Ki Khusbo Teray Lehjay Ki dhanak To jo sochay Tujhey mil jayai To jo chahey Wo ho jaye Teri rahon main Jugnu hoon Her qadam pay Tujhey bahar milay To shaad rahay Abaad […]

  2. Bad-tameez....miss u meray yaar

    3. Bad-tameez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR

  3. Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

    4. Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi, tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

  4. Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha

    5. Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha, K kalam us say mein kum keron Meray hont aisay silay k phir meri chup nay us ko rula dia

  5. Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya...

    6. Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya... Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

  6. Meray hissay ki her khushi tumhari ho gi

    7. Zamanay ki her jannat tumhari ho gi, Yeh aasman yeh zameen tumhari ho gi, Mujh say keh bhi na pao gay uskay pehlay, Meray hissay ki her khushi tumhari ho gi,

  7. Meray sms padh k yaad to karte honge

    8. Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne. Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai faryad to karte honge, mera sms padh k yaad to karte honge.

  8. Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin

    9. Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon, Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin, warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon

  9. Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai

    10. Jub jab aap say milnay ki umid nazar ayai, Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai, Gir paray aason aakhon say or, her ek aasun main aap ki tasveer nazar ayai

  10. Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare

    11. Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare, Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare, Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare, Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare

  11. Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

    12. Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay, k police unhain rook laiti hay and larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ? Larka jawab daita hay, "iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai" batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

  12. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

    13. Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

  13. Mujhe sardar bana do

    14. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

  14. Mujhey ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay ki

    15. Kafan na dalo mere chehre pay, Mujhe aadat hay muskurane ki. Na dafnao meri laash ko, Mujhe ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay Ki.

  15. Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai,

    16. Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai, Mujhe dekh par nazrein phira lete hai, Par ek baat par ghaur unkay kartey hai, Baatain ghairon ki, qasmain mere naam ki kha leti hai.

  16. Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,

    17. Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare, kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare, har more per frishtay hon sath tere, har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare... best wishes forever & good luck

  17. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare

    18. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

  18. Mere love letters wapis karo

    19. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

  19. Koi zabt de na jalal de

    20. Koi zabt de na jalal de, Mujhe sirf itna kamal de, Mai har ek ki sada banun, K zamana meri misaal de, Teri rehmaton ka nuzool ho, Meri mehnaton ka sila milay, Mujhe maal o zar ki hawas na ho, Mujhe bas tu rizq e halal de, Mere zehen mai Teri fikr ho, Meri saans […]

  20. Tumhara chand sa chehra..

    21. Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon duniya main akela... Meri khatir sanwerta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe ye chandni raatein buhut bekaaif lagti hain... Jab meri aankhoun main ubharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Koi chehra […]

  21. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main

    22. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon […]

  22. Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai

    23. Tum mujhe bhool bhi jao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Mere dil ki mere jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia […]

  23. Lohri wish karega kab?

    24. *_H_A_P_P_Y_* *_L_O_H_R_I_* (IN ADVANCE) Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??

  24. Meri Zinadagi

    25. Mujhy bekhudi ki hai arzoo Mujhe qurbaton ka kumar dey Mery ang ang mei youn uter K mujhi mein khud ko utar de Tu jo rug rug mein bus gea Tu hai dorion ka jawaz kiya Meri zindgi mery pass aa Meri bekhudi ko qarar de Hai nazar nazar teri joostaju Tu meri wafa ki […]

  25. mere hamsafar

    26. Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

  26. Wo sunta to main kehta

    27. Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. […]

  27. Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

    28. Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum ne.. kaha! Aande lee loo, garam aande

  28. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

    29. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee, mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee , tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee, tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee, tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee. mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe […]

  29. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

    30. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

  30. AAj ke friends I TELL U

    31. AAj ke friends I TELL U, Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO, Koi mujhe bole I MISS U, Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U, Kash koi mujh se kahy oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u

  31. Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay

    32. Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho.... . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p

  32. Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

    33. Door Ho Jao, Ye SmS 5 Second K Baad Phat Jayega! 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 ¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€ Nahi Phata? Naqli (fake) ?? Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

  33. Mohabbat Baraye Naam

    34. Baray-e-naam sahi koi meharbaan to he, Hamare sar pe Bhi hone ko Aasamaan to he Teri faraakhdili ko duaen deta hun, Mere labon pe tere lams ka nishaan to he Ye aur bat k vo ab yahan nahi rahta, Magr ye us ka basaya hua makaan to he Alavaa is k na kuch aur parda […]