>---> Jaa meray mizail jaa

Hindi Funny SMS

A missile is launched at someone annoying — it comes back because the target has no brain to explode inside.

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Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi

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    2. Meray hath uthay Meray lub hilay Meray dil se Yeh awaz uthi Teray honton Ki hansi Teri Aankhon Ki chamak Teray Lafzon Ki Khusbo Teray Lehjay Ki dhanak To jo sochay Tujhey mil jayai To jo chahey Wo ho jaye Teri rahon main Jugnu hoon Her qadam pay Tujhey bahar milay To shaad rahay Abaad […]

  2. Bad-tameez....miss u meray yaar

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    5. Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha, K kalam us say mein kum keron Meray hont aisay silay k phir meri chup nay us ko rula dia

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    8. Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne. Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai faryad to karte honge, mera sms padh k yaad to karte honge.

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    9. Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon, Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin, warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon

  9. Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai

    10. Jub jab aap say milnay ki umid nazar ayai, Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai, Gir paray aason aakhon say or, her ek aasun main aap ki tasveer nazar ayai

  10. Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

    11. A police-stop relationship riddle: a boy tells officers that one person's uncle calls the other's uncle "uncle" — figure out what they are to each other. Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay, k police unhain rook laiti hay and larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ? Larka jawab daita […]

  11. Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare

    12. Never asked for much — just think of me sometimes in the morning, sometimes at night. Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare, Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare, Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare, Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare

  12. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

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  13. Mujhe sardar bana do

    14. Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

  14. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

    15. A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan. Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

  15. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    16. A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

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  18. Mujhey ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay ki

    19. Kafan na dalo mere chehre pay, Mujhe aadat hay muskurane ki. Na dafnao meri laash ko, Mujhe ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay Ki.

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    21. Roman Urdu wordplay on 'bheja' — meaning both 'brain' and 'to send' — God sent you but forgot to include the brain part. GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja

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    22. One day my brain asked me "Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little "HEART" said to brain "U" NEED msgs but i need "FRIENDSHIP"

  22. Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai,

    23. Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai, Mujhe dekh par nazrein phira lete hai, Par ek baat par ghaur unkay kartey hai, Baatain ghairon ki, qasmain mere naam ki kha leti hai.

  23. EK sardar ki faryad

    24. A Sardar delivers an anguished plea for someone to leave him in peace — and the final line reveals the target of his frustration is a mosquito. Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, […]

  24. To ye unka personal problem hay

    25. A deliberately tangled web of who likes whom in a friend group — concludes it's all their personal problem; why are you wasting your brain? Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu […]

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    26. A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

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  28. Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,

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