Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

Hindi Funny SMS

GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja

Related SMS

  1. Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata

    2. Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata, Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata, Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota, Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.

  2. Dil main koi malal bhi nahin

    3. Dil main koi malal bhi nahin, Us se koi gila nahin, jo sath day k bhi sath nahin, Us ki khushion ki mangi hai dua, Yeh alag bat hay k meri zindagi us ka sawal hai k nahin

  3. Nazar nawaz nazron main ji nahin lagta

    4. Nazar nawaz nazron main ji nahin lagta, Fiza gayai to baharon main ji nahin lagta, Na poch mujh say terey ghum main kia guzarti hay, yahi kahonga hazaron mein jee nahin lagta.

  4. Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

    5. Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

  5. Hawaon k hath ek arman bheja hai

    6. Hawaon k hath ek arman bheja hai, Roshni k zariye ek paigham bheja hai, Fursat milay to qabool ker lena, is nacheez ne"Piyara" sa "Salam" bheja hai

  6. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay

    7. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay, Kuch jigar ka khoon ho shamil zarori hay, Sirf lafzon ki tukbundi shayari nahin hoti, Shair ho dil pay lagnay k qabil zarori hay...

  7. Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja

    8. Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja, Chalo sit stand kro Y .IL Y .IL Y .IL Chalo bus karo ainda SMS kertay rehna.

  8. Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin

    9. Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin. lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main kafi dinon se mujh se shikayet usse nahin. dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin. her cheez ikhtiar main rakhta […]

  9. Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata

    10. Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata, Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata, Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay, Kisi ko keh ker apna banaya nahin jata

  10. Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

    11. Safar tanha nahin karte Suno aesa nahin karte Chalo tum raz ho apna Tumhain afsha nahin karte Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey Jo pehlay […]

  11. Apnon k sitam hamsay bataye nahin jatay

    12. Apnon k sitam hamsay bataye nahin jatay, Yeh hadsay woh hain jo samjhaye nahin jatay, Aik umer ki koshish say bhula di hay teri yaad, Laikin teri yaad k sayai nahin jaatay...

  12. Har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin dil ka

    13. har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin dil ka, har teer ko paivest rug-e-jaan nahin kertay, Yeh masla ab ahal-e-mohabbat ka hai apna, Mertay hain to kuch aap pay ahsaan nahin kertay, Khat layain na layain tera hum naama bron ko, Bus daikhtay rehtay hain paraishan nahin kartay, Aisay bhi tou rakhtay nahin khanjar pay […]

  13. Dil mein ab dard-e-mohabbat k siwa kuch bhi nahin

    14. Dil mein ab dard-e-mohabbat k siwa kuch bhi nahin zindagi meri ibadat k siwa kuch bhi nahin Mein teri baat bargah-e-naaz mein kia paish keron Meri jhooli mein mohabbat k siwa kuch bhi nahin Aey khuda mujh say na lay meray gunahon ka hisab Meray paas ashk-e-nidamat k siwa kuch bhi nahin Woh tou mit […]

  14. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

    15. Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

  15. Aap apnay qareeb aanay nahin daitay

    16. Aap apnay qareeb aanay nahin daitay, Khud ko seenay say laganay nahin daitay, Dil aap ki yaad main tarapta bhi bohut hay, magar aap hamain aanso bahanay nahin daitay, aap ki yaadon ko rook pana hay mushkil, Rooth'tay hain to phir mananay nahin daitay.

  16. Koi mousam bhi hum ko raas nahin

    17. Koi mousam bhi hum ko raas nahin woh nahin hay tou kuch bhi paas nahin aik muddat say dil k paas hay woh aik muddat say dil udas nahin jub say daikha hay shaam aankhon mein tub say meray qayaim hawas nahin meray lehjay mein us ki khushbo hay us ki baaton mein meri baas […]

  17. Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata

    18. Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata who jis ki lo mohabbat ki jabeen ka istara thi to phir rastay mai hamary […]

  18. Badla Lena Meri Fitrat Mein Nahin SAAQI,

    19. Main Lamhon Ko Waqt Ki Pukaar Deta Hoon..! Isi Lagan Mein Kayi Shaamein Guzaar Deta Hoon..! Main Yunhi Her Aik Se Be-Rabt Nahin Milta, Her Aik Shakhs Ko Us Ka Mayyaar Deta Hoon..! Main Gham Ki Kashti Ko Dabona Nahin Chaahta, Bojh Barrh Jaye To Kuch Utaar Deta Hoon..! Khushiyan Koi Maangey To Muft Deta […]

  19. Samandar to samandar hai, kabhi bola nahin kertay

    20. Khamosh lehje mere hamdam kabhi bola nahin kertay, Dard-o-gham ko her kisi k samnay khola nahin kertay, Mohabbat to mohabbat hai, Bari anmol hoti hai, Mohabbat ko tarazu main kabhi tola nahin kertay, Mere khamosh rehne per koi ilzam mat dena, Samandar to samandar hai, kabhi bola nahin kertay,

  20. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    21. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

  21. Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhein dhonda nahin kertay

    22. Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhein dhonda nahin kertay, Jo ruch jayain rag-o-pay main unhein socha nahin kertay, Baharon k ghanay sayai mein talkhi bhi, chubhan bhi hay, Ghamon ki dhoop ka tum say magar shikwa nahin kertay, Nahin aatay kabhi bhi loot ker guzray howay mousam, Barastay badalon ki aas mein tarsa nahin […]

  22. Koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

    23. Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi, k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

  23. Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay

    24. Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay us ka milna dushwar bohut hay jo meray hathon ki lakiron main nahin us shakhs say mujhey pyar bohut hay

  24. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

    25. 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

  25. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

    26. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

  26. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

    27. Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

  27. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

    28. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

  28. meri wafa ka un per koi asar nahin hai

    29. Mein ghamzada hoon lekin meri aankh tar nahin hai Mujh par kya hai guzri un ko khabar nahin hai un ka salook dekh ker hairat zada hai dil k meri wafa ka un per koi asar nahin hai.!

  29. Aik diya dil main jalana bhi, bujha bhi daina

    30. aik dia dil main jalana bhi, bujha bhi daina, Yaad karna bhi usey roo, bhula bhi daina, Kia kahon yeh meri chahat hai k nafrat is ki, Naam likhna bhi maira, likh k mita bhi daina, Phir na milnay ko bicharta hon tuj say laikin, Murr k daikhon to palatnay ki dua bhi karna, Khat […]

  30. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    31. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  31. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

    32. Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

  32. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

    33. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

  33. Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti

    34. Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti, Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti, Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna, Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti