Koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

Hindi Funny SMS

An absurdly ornate Urdu sentence in flowery classical register that ultimately just says: you haven't texted me in ages.

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

Related SMS

  1. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay

    2. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay, Kuch jigar ka khoon ho shamil zarori hay, Sirf lafzon ki tukbundi shayari nahin hoti, Shair ho dil pay lagnay k qabil zarori hay...

  2. Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

    3. Urdu poem for the friend you don't see every day but never stop thinking about. Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

  3. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

    4. Roman Urdu SMS turning MAD into a complimentary acronym (Most Attractive Dost), reframing an apparent insult as a sincere observation about uniqueness. Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

  4. Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti

    5. An Urdu verse for someone who makes time move differently. Without them, even a single day feels incomplete and slow. Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti, Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti, Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna, Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti

  5. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

    6. Police ask Santa why the thief didn't steal the TV; Santa says because he was sitting watching it at the time. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

  6. Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

    7. Power cut at night; husband asks wife to fan him. She refuses — if she fans him, the candle will go out. 1 night bijli chali gae... PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat... pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

  7. Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

    8. Roman Urdu wordplay on 'bheja' — meaning both 'brain' and 'to send' — God sent you but forgot to include the brain part. GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja

  8. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

    9. A boy seen with a different girl every day for a week. Moral: girls change, boys don't. 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

  9. Koi mousam bhi hum ko raas nahin

    10. Koi mousam bhi hum ko raas nahin woh nahin hay tou kuch bhi paas nahin aik muddat say dil k paas hay woh aik muddat say dil udas nahin jub say daikha hay shaam aankhon mein tub say meray qayaim hawas nahin meray lehjay mein us ki khushbo hay us ki baaton mein meri baas […]

  10. Dil main koi malal bhi nahin

    11. Dil main koi malal bhi nahin, Us se koi gila nahin, jo sath day k bhi sath nahin, Us ki khushion ki mangi hai dua, Yeh alag bat hay k meri zindagi us ka sawal hai k nahin

  11. Aaj Tak Nahin Kaha Aapse

    12. Teri Tishnagi Mein Choor Hain Hum, Aaj Tak Nahin Kaha Aapse To Ye Mat Samajhna Maghroor Hain Hum, Ho Na Jao Aap Door Humse Bas Isi Baat Ko Lekar Majboor Hain Hum

  12. meri wafa ka un per koi asar nahin hai

    13. Mein ghamzada hoon lekin meri aankh tar nahin hai Mujh par kya hai guzri un ko khabar nahin hai un ka salook dekh ker hairat zada hai dil k meri wafa ka un per koi asar nahin hai.!

  13. Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin

    14. Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin. lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main kafi dinon se mujh se shikayet usse nahin. dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin. her cheez ikhtiar main rakhta […]

  14. Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay

    15. Phool khiltay hain baharon ka sama hota hay, Aisay mousam main tou pyaar javaan hota hay, Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay, Yeh afsana to nigahon say bayan hota hay....

  15. Bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti

    16. Aapke khayalon say fursat nahi milti, hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti... mil to jata hai sab kuch.. bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.

  16. Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge

    17. Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge, Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge, Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.

  17. Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti

    18. Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti, Dosti saza nahin hoti, Dosti me hoti he imandari, Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti, Dost jaan se pyara hota he, Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti

  18. Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota

    19. Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota

  19. Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain

    20. Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusvayee se darte hain, Dil mein umang hai tujhse milne ki, Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain.

  20. Thoray say andhairay say raat nahin hoti

    21. Chahne say har baat puri nahi hoti,  Thoray say andhairay say raat nahi hoti, Jo pasand hai sab say zyada, Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.

  21. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

    22. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

  22. ta'ajub hay maut per uski koi roya tuk nahin

    23. Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin ta'ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin, sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker sagar ne duboya hum hi ko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin, ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen, tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya […]

  23. Aap apnay qareeb aanay nahin daitay

    24. Aap apnay qareeb aanay nahin daitay, Khud ko seenay say laganay nahin daitay, Dil aap ki yaad main tarapta bhi bohut hay, magar aap hamain aanso bahanay nahin daitay, aap ki yaadon ko rook pana hay mushkil, Rooth'tay hain to phir mananay nahin daitay.

  24. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

    25. Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

  25. ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki

    26. jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye, khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye, ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki, afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

  26. Har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin dil ka

    27. har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin dil ka, har teer ko paivest rug-e-jaan nahin kertay, Yeh masla ab ahal-e-mohabbat ka hai apna, Mertay hain to kuch aap pay ahsaan nahin kertay, Khat layain na layain tera hum naama bron ko, Bus daikhtay rehtay hain paraishan nahin kartay, Aisay bhi tou rakhtay nahin khanjar pay […]

  27. Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

    28. Har jaga baithna intizar nahi hota, Har khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahin hota, Nazrain to har aik say milti hain, Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

  28. Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata

    29. Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata, Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata, Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay, Kisi ko keh ker apna banaya nahin jata

  29. Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

    30. Safar tanha nahin karte Suno aesa nahin karte Chalo tum raz ho apna Tumhain afsha nahin karte Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey Jo pehlay […]

  30. Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin

    31. Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon, Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin, warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon

  31. Bhool jane ki adat hamain bhi nahin

    32. Bun k ajnabi mily thay zindagi k safr mein kahin, In yadon k lamhon ko kabhi bhoolaingay nahin, Agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki, Bhool jane ki adat hamain bhi nahin

  32. Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti

    33. Kismat do pal mein badal sakta he INSAN, Per jo INSAN ko badal de wo kismat nahin hoti, Apni kismat pe rota wohi shakhs hay jisko, Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti

  33. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

    34. A classic object riddle asking what doesn't break when thrown on the ground but shatters in water — think laterally for the answer. Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.