bottle main Pepsi say zyaada ....

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1. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....

A comically exaggerated declaration stacking wild comparisons — Pepsi, smelly socks, political corruption — all to say those three words with a grin. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

2. 1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi

Roman Urdu SMS comparing a drifting life to an uncorked perfume bottle — until the recipient arrived and, fittingly, became its cap. Ab tak meri life 1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi, jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya. Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko […]

3. Suno ghour se pepsi walo

A cheerful patriotic taunt aimed at Pepsi and Coke, declaring humble nimbu pani the true champion of India. Suno ghour se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!! Hai na hum pure hindustani.

4. Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"

Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?" 3) translate English to Arabic 4) Copy the Arabic version 5) choose translation from Arabic to English 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

5. Heart is like a bottle of perfume

Heart is like a bottle of perfume. If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.. If u keep it always open soon u will loose ur fragrance. So act wisely.

6. Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

7. Is duniya main 3 tarha k log

Roman Urdu SMS listing three kinds of fortunate people — those with true love, a good friend, and the sender's repeated messages. Is duniya main 3 tarha k log khushnaseeb hotey hain 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai

8. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

9. Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai

Roman Urdu verses pairing physical health with prayer, mental clarity with dhikr, and inner peace with Durood. Calm and devotional. Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

10. ibadat main 2 chizain

Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A) naming his two most valued acts of worship: Fajr prayer in winter cold and Ramadan fasting in summer heat. Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}

11. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo

A short Roman Urdu wisdom piece reminding us to seek provision in daylight and turn toward its Giver in the quiet of the night. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY" talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.

12. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

A double-meaning SMS stringing together increasingly suggestive descriptions of how different people charge their mobile phones overnight. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker […]

13. Hum dono main cute kon?

Playful Roman Urdu SMS that hands the recipient every compliment — cute, smart, dashing — then takes them all back with a punchline. Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?

14. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

A warm Roman Urdu good night encouraging the reader to lose themselves in dreams, find someone to belong to, and trust that tomorrow will be better. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so […]

15. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay

A romantic Roman Urdu good night where sleep begins to come, but a familiar face appears the moment eyes start to close. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay, Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay, ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay, Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay, . . . […]

16. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

Challenges you to find the moon hidden in the SMS — then explains the moon is the sender's face, which SMS can't transmit. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p

17. Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

A Roman Urdu poem that ends with studying as the worst punishment of youth. koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

18. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

Roman Urdu SMS listing an ideal woman's qualities — modesty, fragrance of a rose, devotion to prayer, and service to parents. 1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare […]

19. Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main

Roman Urdu SMS condensing the Quran into three obligations: satisfy Allah through His commands, follow the Prophet, and give others their rights. Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main 1- ALLAH Ko Razi Karo Us K Ehkam Se .. 2- Rasool S.A.W Ko Razi Karu Unki Eta`at Se .. 3- Makhluq Ko Razi Karo Un k […]

20. Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,

A sweet Roman Urdu good night from someone whose heart goes restless without a message from a dear friend before sleeping. Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay, Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay. Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost. GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.

21. Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main, Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main, Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon, Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?

22. Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

Roman Urdu wordplay on 'bheja' — meaning both 'brain' and 'to send' — God sent you but forgot to include the brain part. GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja

23. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

24. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

25. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon

Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon, Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon, Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago, Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hon, Mujh se bichar k tu bhi to roeyga umer bhar, Yeh soch lay k main bhi teri khuwahishon main hon, Tu hans […]

26. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave. Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

27. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

A witty Punjabi-flavored morning SMS confessing to God that intelligence was being handed out elsewhere when the sender arrived. Sawairay jaldi uth k, naha k saf kapray pa k, allah agay sajday pa k, akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho…. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa? “Good Morning”

28. Main kaisay Eid manaoon

Longing Roman Urdu Eid SMS from someone far from a friend, torn between going to them or calling them over. Door hoon apne Dost sey mai kesey Eid manaoon !! Soch rahi hoon us tak pohnchoon ya us ko Bulaoon!

29. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main

Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon […]

30. Main duniya bhool jata hon

Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]

31. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

32. Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho, Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.! Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho, Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho! Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray, Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray! Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho, Meri aankhon main raho […]

33. Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main

Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main, Yaad meri ayai jub judai main, Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main, Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.