Suno ghour se pepsi walo

Hindi Funny SMS

A cheerful patriotic taunt aimed at Pepsi and Coke, declaring humble nimbu pani the true champion of India.

Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.

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